- Mr. Books.
- Yes, sir?
- I'm Hezekiah Beckum, the undertaker, sir.
- How do you do?
- I hope you don't think my stopping by is untimely, sir.
- No, I admire a man with get up and go.
- As the saying goes in our profession, the early worm gets the bird. I, uh, admit to having heard some...