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  1. Anandian

    Mahamevnawe (Amawathura Asapuwa) Pinbara Wassanaya

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    Interspecies reconcilliation

    Tenative at first, the bear wandered over to a pack o' sled dogs in Canada's Hudson Bay and approached a Snorglee. What followed next can only be described as a solid Husky Snorf. With one inhalation, the bear was hooked. The public nomming displays kinda got outta control, drawing the...
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    Typical Marriage!?#

    Her: Him: From...
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    BACK AWAY, Sir!!

    BACK AWAY from the bamboo, Sir Panda: OK! OK! [Paws up] I was only going to munch a small amount—I SWEARS! You better get a lawyer!
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    You looking at me??

    Whaddya lookin' at? Huh? You lookin' at me? Well, I'm the only one here, so you gotta be lookin' at something. What, I look funny to you, like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to frickin' amuse you? :growl: Whaddya lookin' at? Hah? HAAAAAHH?! Yeah, that's...
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    Are you a Virgin??

    DELETED SORRY
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    Are you cute enough??

    You think you have enough cuteness? Let's take a look at the original purveyors of cute with this drawing from Warner Bros. How many rules did you get right? Certainly not all of them. (If by any chance you got them all contact me, I'd like to get in touch!:P ) To sum it up: "Cuteness is...
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    Kid Rock: like really??

    This is a public service announcement posted by Kid Rock himself... <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VpCADfZD-eg&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed...
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    For the gals...

    :shocked: Sex is a SIN!:shocked: sex is a sin kissing is a shame boys have all the fun while girls get the blame one night of pleasure 9 months of pain 3 days in the hospital with a baby to name boys say you cute boys say you fine but when they have your babys' they say it aint mine you...
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    For the boys...

    First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden. Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing". After casting about for a suitable pearl, He kept messing around and created a girl. Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender, Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender. Two lovely hips...
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    My Literature thread

    These are my confessions... If I see any of this stuff appear in print: I will, I will... "do such things- what they are yet I not know- but they shall be- the terror of the Earth" -King Lear, Act 2, scene 4
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    Tell me why?

    Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard??
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    Where your mom is...

    Doesn't agree with my conscience, sorry. Closed it down.
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    Why aren't you on twitter?

    Twitter is a service for friends, family, and co–workers to communicate and stay connected through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What are you doing? You just type in a message of 140 characters or less and send it via your mobile or internet connection. Whether...
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    All alone just her and I...

    The sky was dark The moon was high All alone Just her and I Her hair so soft Her eyes so blue I knew just what She wanted to do Her skin so soft Her legs so fine I ran my fingers Down her spine I didn't know how But I tried my best To place my hand On her breasts I remember my fear My fast...
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    For all who love cute Puppies

    The beloved pooch was born with only two legs and has small wriggling nubs where her front legs should be.:shocked: At first Hope moved around by hopping but experts said that her natural mode of moving eventually would damage her bones and spine. :sorry: But aptly named puppy Hope's...
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    Bandwidth monitor?

    Hi guys hope you can help me on this... My broadband connection sets a limit of 1.5 GB per month. Though there is a bandwidth counter per every session inbuilt, I want a bandwidth monitor that adds up the daily usages, so I will know how much I have used up already. I know I could always...
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    Things Guys Think Girls Should know...

    We're not as big of perverts as you think we all are.:D :D No matter what you say, your ex-boyfriend is an asshole.:frown: :frown: We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.:love: :P :love: Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful. :yes: :yes: Don't treat us like...
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    Happy Mother's Day

    It's... Not that we Sri Lankan's really need a day to remember our mother's, we love them all and enough the whole year through. But just for a change, it's nice to make a special occasion and make a little effort to say how much I truly love my mother. I gave her a big whopping kiss:love...
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    MedEx 2008: 3 days more

    Want to learn the structure of your body, from your skin to your bones, and even deeper about the very cells that make you up, and the tiny strand of DNA that give the go ahead for all of these. Want to know how your hearts suddenly goes bumpetty-bump when you spy that ever so cute girl...

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