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74-Year-Old Man Dies After Accidentally Swallowing His Dentures While Having Sex with a 62-Year-Old Prostitute
This so many different types of wrong:
A 74-year-old man died after he accidentally swallowed his dentures during sex with a 62-year-old prostitute in Taiwan, reported Nanyang Siang Pau.
The man, known as Chen, had been living with a close female friend in New Taipei City after separating from his wife many years ago.
The prostitute said she had sex with Chen for 30 minutes.
She said Chen had got up from the bed, paid her and was about to put on his clothes when he suddenly collapsed.
“He fell back onto the bed. His eyes were open but he was not moving although I shook his body and tried to wake him up,” said the woman, who called the rescue team.
Chen was rushed to the hospital where he was pronounced dead. Doctors later found his dentures stuck in his throat.
This so many different types of wrong:
A 74-year-old man died after he accidentally swallowed his dentures during sex with a 62-year-old prostitute in Taiwan, reported Nanyang Siang Pau.
The man, known as Chen, had been living with a close female friend in New Taipei City after separating from his wife many years ago.
The prostitute said she had sex with Chen for 30 minutes.
She said Chen had got up from the bed, paid her and was about to put on his clothes when he suddenly collapsed.
“He fell back onto the bed. His eyes were open but he was not moving although I shook his body and tried to wake him up,” said the woman, who called the rescue team.
Chen was rushed to the hospital where he was pronounced dead. Doctors later found his dentures stuck in his throat.
Woman Charged for Killing Old Man With Too Much Sex
A Nigerian woman was arrested last week for allegedly killing a 75-year-old grandfather with too much sex. The 22-year-old woman, identified only as “Blessing,” was in police custody after Baba Sali was found dead outside a hotel in Ikotun where the couple had just had “rounds” of sex, Online Nigeria reports. Sali, a known patron of the Ashee Hotel near Lagos, was last seen drinking a bottle of beer before going into the suspect’s room, a hotel staffer, who wanted to remain anonymous, said. The employee claimed that the elderly man had stayed inside the room for a long time having sex with Blessing before he was later found dead in front of the hotel. The hotel manager called police who arrested the woman. It was unclear what charges were lodged against her.
I know exactly what they should charge Blessing with: littering. For leaving the old boy’s body on the sidewalk. Write her a ticket, fine her 20 bucks and send her on her way. I’m sure she’ll have no problem making the money back from all the awards, honors and testimonials she’ll get from the Nigerian equivalent of the AARP. Because make no mistake about it, Blessing is the biggest hero old people have had since Matlock. I mean, what’s the crime here? Making Baba Sali’s last moments on Earth the happiest he ever had? If ever there was a victimless crime, this is it. As the old saying that goes “The man who spends years sitting around a nursing home pissing in his wheelchair in front of Lawrence Welk reruns dies a thousand deaths. But the man who croaks drinking beer and having rounds of sex with a 22 year old in a hotel dies but once.”
A Nigerian woman was arrested last week for allegedly killing a 75-year-old grandfather with too much sex. The 22-year-old woman, identified only as “Blessing,” was in police custody after Baba Sali was found dead outside a hotel in Ikotun where the couple had just had “rounds” of sex, Online Nigeria reports. Sali, a known patron of the Ashee Hotel near Lagos, was last seen drinking a bottle of beer before going into the suspect’s room, a hotel staffer, who wanted to remain anonymous, said. The employee claimed that the elderly man had stayed inside the room for a long time having sex with Blessing before he was later found dead in front of the hotel. The hotel manager called police who arrested the woman. It was unclear what charges were lodged against her.
I know exactly what they should charge Blessing with: littering. For leaving the old boy’s body on the sidewalk. Write her a ticket, fine her 20 bucks and send her on her way. I’m sure she’ll have no problem making the money back from all the awards, honors and testimonials she’ll get from the Nigerian equivalent of the AARP. Because make no mistake about it, Blessing is the biggest hero old people have had since Matlock. I mean, what’s the crime here? Making Baba Sali’s last moments on Earth the happiest he ever had? If ever there was a victimless crime, this is it. As the old saying that goes “The man who spends years sitting around a nursing home pissing in his wheelchair in front of Lawrence Welk reruns dies a thousand deaths. But the man who croaks drinking beer and having rounds of sex with a 22 year old in a hotel dies but once.”
