පූසෝ ඇති කරන්නෙපා කියන්නේ ඇයි
Cats ruin puzzles.
They also destroy Christmas
They will scratch your eyeballs out.
Cats will scare the bejeezus out of you for "fun."
Like, really scare you.
They'll eat all of your cold cuts!
And your electronics!
Or just sit on them
They won't let you properly wipe, because they can't.
Cats hate smiling.
Cats think they belong on counters.
They will eat your children!!!
Cats hate turquoise drapes
They'll sneak onto your computer and read your personal emails!
Cats think potted plants are for pussies.
Cats hate clean clothes
They like to pull terrifying pranks
This is how a cat drinks milk
This is how a cat looks when it's wet
They're prone to alcoholism.
Cats are trying to kill you every moment of every day.
No, seriously, they want you dead
And they'll make it look like an accident.
SERIOUSLY, CATS ARE DANGEROUS AND NOT TO BE TRUSTED!
Cats ruin puzzles.
They also destroy Christmas
They will scratch your eyeballs out.
Cats will scare the bejeezus out of you for "fun."
Like, really scare you.
They'll eat all of your cold cuts!
And your electronics!
Or just sit on them
They won't let you properly wipe, because they can't.
Cats hate smiling.
Cats think they belong on counters.
They will eat your children!!!
Cats hate turquoise drapes
They'll sneak onto your computer and read your personal emails!
Cats think potted plants are for pussies.
Cats hate clean clothes
They like to pull terrifying pranks
This is how a cat drinks milk
This is how a cat looks when it's wet
They're prone to alcoholism.
Cats are trying to kill you every moment of every day.
No, seriously, they want you dead
And they'll make it look like an accident.
SERIOUSLY, CATS ARE DANGEROUS AND NOT TO BE TRUSTED!
pissu hode
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