Hi, I am an alien and I've just transformed into your phone and right now I'm having sex with your finger. I know you like it, because I can see the smile on your face!
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Without the rubber tree the whole world would have AIDS
News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo...
1 was caught watching tv...
another playing football
and the third one was caught reading this txt message
1 was caught watching tv...
another playing football
and the third one was caught reading this txt message
Apple is crying
Banana: y r u crying?
Apple: All of them cut&eat me
Banana: U r better than me. All of them remove my dress &eat me
Banana: y r u crying?
Apple: All of them cut&eat me
Banana: U r better than me. All of them remove my dress &eat me
Lovely GoodMorning Txt Msg
I Sent Angels To Ur
Bed To Wake You Up
And
Asked Them To
Surround Ur Heart
With Love
Touch Ur Face With
A Rose
And
Wish U A Very
Happy Morning ...
I Sent Angels To Ur
Bed To Wake You Up
And
Asked Them To
Surround Ur Heart
With Love
Touch Ur Face With
A Rose
And
Wish U A Very
Happy Morning ...
GOOD MORNING SMS TEXT MESSAGES
========================
1.
woke up one day and thought something was missing. So I got up from my bed, grabbed my cell phone and sent you a morning greeting. Good a.m.
2.
Someday, you will find one who will watch every sunrise with you until the sunset of your life. Good a.m.
3.
I woke up today smiling as I recall our friendship because I know that years from now, I will still be waking up smiling for the same reason every morning.
4.
A warm "hello" doesn't come from the lips, it comes from the heart; doesn't have to be told, it has to be shown; doesn't have to be given, it has to be sent. Text me na.
5.
God smiled at me just this morning thru the rising sunrays. I'm sharing the same courtesy with you by sending you a warm smile that your heart can feel even without seeing.
6.
Of all the smiles you received today, there was a smile you didn't see. A smile not from the lips, but straight from the heart - a smile that came from me.
7.
Sometimes, life gets so busy that we could not find time to say "Thank you" to someone who has been so nice and wonderful. "Thank you!"
8.
Someday, you will find one who will watch every sunrise with you until the sunset of your life. Good a.m
9.
I woke up a few hours ago, but somehow I feel incomplete till I remembered I haven't texted you yet. Have a pleasant morning!
10.
People vanish, people die. People laugh and people cry. Some give up, some will try. Some say hi, while some say bye. Others may forget, but never will I. Good morning!
11.
Every morning, leave your worries outside your gate, coz that's where they pick up the garbage! Have a worry free day!
12.
Hey, good morning! Rise and shine! As you open your eyes to greet the morning sun, I wish that you would be well and fine.
13.
A smile is a way of writing your thoughts on your face, telling others that they are accepted, liked and appreciated. So here's a big smile just for you. Good am!
14.
Every morning has a new beginning, a new blessing, a new hope. It's a perfect day coz it's God's gift. Have a blessed, hopeful perfect day to begin with. Good a.m.
15.
The best gifts to give: to friend - loyalty; to enemy -forgiveness; to boss - service; to child - good example; to parents - devotion; to friends - love; to God - our lives; and to text mate - message.
16.
This message has no fat, no cholesterol and no additive. This is all natural except, with a lot of sugar. But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it. Smile!
17.
Smile! Because you have just received a text message from someone hoping you are fine. Good a.m.
18.
With atomic and meteoric regards, my volcanic impulse trembles every time I greet a person with a magnitude of character and charm like you.
19.
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes the wrinkles away. Hope you receive a lot and share a lot of smiles today. Here's one from me.
20.
Never get tired of doing little things to others, because sometimes those little things may mean so much to them. That's why I won't get tired of sending my little hi to you.
21.
We're not too close in distance. We're not too near in miles. But text can still touch our hearts and thoughts can bring us smiles. Good morning!
22.
Doctor's advice: eat breakfast regularly, drink plenty of water, take your vitamin C, and text me three times a day. Good a.m.
23.
A smile is a language everybody understands. It costs nothing but creates much. It happens fast but its memory may last forever. Keep smiling.
24.
All mornings are like a painting, you need a little inspiration to get you going, a little smile to brighten it and a message from someone who cares to color your day.
25.
One of the joys in life is waking up each day with thoughts that somewhere, someone cares enough to send a warm morning greeting! Good morning and enjoy the day!
26.
An icing can make a cake so sweet, a string can make a balloon so high, a match can make a candle so bright. I hope that a simple text can make you smile.
27.
You don't text often. You don't text much. It makes me feel sad coz we're out of touch. The message is clear. There's someone I really miss and it's you my dear! Good am!
28.
Each time I text you good am, it's not just a morning greeting. There's a silent message saying I thought of you as I woke up this morning! Good am!
29.
May you rise each texting day with fully charged cell phone in your hand, inspiring message in your mind, me in your heart, and a clear signal all day long. Nice day!
30.
Could you do me a favor? Put your left hand over your right shoulder then your right hand to your left shoulder. There! I've just given you a morning hug.
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========================
1.
woke up one day and thought something was missing. So I got up from my bed, grabbed my cell phone and sent you a morning greeting. Good a.m.
2.
Someday, you will find one who will watch every sunrise with you until the sunset of your life. Good a.m.
3.
I woke up today smiling as I recall our friendship because I know that years from now, I will still be waking up smiling for the same reason every morning.
4.
A warm "hello" doesn't come from the lips, it comes from the heart; doesn't have to be told, it has to be shown; doesn't have to be given, it has to be sent. Text me na.
5.
God smiled at me just this morning thru the rising sunrays. I'm sharing the same courtesy with you by sending you a warm smile that your heart can feel even without seeing.
6.
Of all the smiles you received today, there was a smile you didn't see. A smile not from the lips, but straight from the heart - a smile that came from me.
7.
Sometimes, life gets so busy that we could not find time to say "Thank you" to someone who has been so nice and wonderful. "Thank you!"
8.
Someday, you will find one who will watch every sunrise with you until the sunset of your life. Good a.m
9.
I woke up a few hours ago, but somehow I feel incomplete till I remembered I haven't texted you yet. Have a pleasant morning!
10.
People vanish, people die. People laugh and people cry. Some give up, some will try. Some say hi, while some say bye. Others may forget, but never will I. Good morning!
11.
Every morning, leave your worries outside your gate, coz that's where they pick up the garbage! Have a worry free day!
12.
Hey, good morning! Rise and shine! As you open your eyes to greet the morning sun, I wish that you would be well and fine.
13.
A smile is a way of writing your thoughts on your face, telling others that they are accepted, liked and appreciated. So here's a big smile just for you. Good am!
14.
Every morning has a new beginning, a new blessing, a new hope. It's a perfect day coz it's God's gift. Have a blessed, hopeful perfect day to begin with. Good a.m.
15.
The best gifts to give: to friend - loyalty; to enemy -forgiveness; to boss - service; to child - good example; to parents - devotion; to friends - love; to God - our lives; and to text mate - message.
16.
This message has no fat, no cholesterol and no additive. This is all natural except, with a lot of sugar. But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it. Smile!
17.
Smile! Because you have just received a text message from someone hoping you are fine. Good a.m.
18.
With atomic and meteoric regards, my volcanic impulse trembles every time I greet a person with a magnitude of character and charm like you.
19.
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes the wrinkles away. Hope you receive a lot and share a lot of smiles today. Here's one from me.
20.
Never get tired of doing little things to others, because sometimes those little things may mean so much to them. That's why I won't get tired of sending my little hi to you.
21.
We're not too close in distance. We're not too near in miles. But text can still touch our hearts and thoughts can bring us smiles. Good morning!
22.
Doctor's advice: eat breakfast regularly, drink plenty of water, take your vitamin C, and text me three times a day. Good a.m.
23.
A smile is a language everybody understands. It costs nothing but creates much. It happens fast but its memory may last forever. Keep smiling.
24.
All mornings are like a painting, you need a little inspiration to get you going, a little smile to brighten it and a message from someone who cares to color your day.
25.
One of the joys in life is waking up each day with thoughts that somewhere, someone cares enough to send a warm morning greeting! Good morning and enjoy the day!
26.
An icing can make a cake so sweet, a string can make a balloon so high, a match can make a candle so bright. I hope that a simple text can make you smile.
27.
You don't text often. You don't text much. It makes me feel sad coz we're out of touch. The message is clear. There's someone I really miss and it's you my dear! Good am!
28.
Each time I text you good am, it's not just a morning greeting. There's a silent message saying I thought of you as I woke up this morning! Good am!
29.
May you rise each texting day with fully charged cell phone in your hand, inspiring message in your mind, me in your heart, and a clear signal all day long. Nice day!
30.
Could you do me a favor? Put your left hand over your right shoulder then your right hand to your left shoulder. There! I've just given you a morning hug.
visit our wapsite
~~~~~~~~~~~~
www.corrosive.com.mv
contact us
~~~~~~~~~~~~
[email protected]
LOVELY SMS TEXT MESSAGES
==================
1.
There Were Times You Make Me Cry... Looking 4 A Reason Why... There Were Times You Make Me Fly...Stay With Me Until I Die...Stay With Me...
2.
When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, 'cause I did it and I found you!
3.
Of all the friends I've ever met. Your the one I won't forget.And if I die before you do I'll go to heaven and wait for you.
4.
Words however special... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart. xXx
5.
I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!....
6.
Love under the stars... they seem very far, but you are so close the star I love the most
7.
The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell !
8.
Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams !
9.
My love, words however special ... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart!!!
10.
It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautifull angel...!
11.
I miss you ... I need you ... More and more .... each day ... I love you ... more than words ... can ever say
12.
If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas!
13.
don't love 1, don't love 2, but love the 1 who loves you
14.
What ever you say, what ever you do, I will always love you
15.
If loving you is wrong,then I don't wanna be right.My love for you is strong and brighter then any light.The way we must go is long,but we'll win every fight.
16.
Sometimes words are hard to find, to form that perfect line to let you know you're always on my mind!
17.
If I could rewrite the alphabet I'd put U and I together!
18.
I must have been born under a lucky star, to find a friend as nice as you are, and I will follow the rainbow until the end, if you promis forever to be my friend!
19.
2 live a life i need a heartbeat, 2 have a heartbeat i need a heart, 2 have a heart i need happyness, 2 have happyness i need a friend & 4 a friend i need U!
20.
When things go wrong, when sadness fills ur heart & when tears flow 4rm ur eyes, just let me know, coz I want 2b there 4 U! I'm selling TISSUES, BUY 1 GET 1 FREE!
21.
If i could give u 1 thing in life, i would give u the ability 2 c yourself through my eyes, only then would u realise how special u r 2 me!
22.
LIFE is 4 living, i live mine 4 U! LOVE is 4 giving, i give mine 2 U! DREAMS are 4 dreaming, mine are 4 U! HEARTS are 4 beating, & mine beats 4 U!
23.
U'll always be mine, 4 now & 4 ever, U'll always be mine. Pls tell me its true, pls be mine 4 ever, I'll always always love you!
24.
Those who can't have u hate u, those who have u can't handle u, those who abuse u lose u, & then theres those like me who just can't refuse u! X
25.
Dreams r 2b 4gotten, Reality 2b lived, desire 2b fulfilled & destiny 2b reached, where it began there it will end, friends from the start, Friendz till the end.
26.
It takes 2 to tango, 2 to kiss, 2 to talk & remenisce, so many good things come in 2, & one of those things is me & u!
27.
Weve gone our own way, our lives grew apart, & weve made a life wiv another, but despite of how far apart we grew, 2 me there still is no other!
28.
What ever you say, what ever you do, I will always love yo.
29.
Love is like a golden chain that links our hearts together and if you ever break that chain youll break my heart 4ever!xxx
30.
True luv is hard 2 find. Special 1-1 of a kind. But the luv inside of me is true. It appeared the day i met you!
31.
If i died or went sumwhere far i'd write ur name on every star so everyone could look up n see u mean the world 2 me.
32.
I believe that God above created u for me to luv. he picked you out from all the rest cos he knew id luv you the best!
33.
I love so much my heart is sure. As time goes on I love you more, Your happy smile. Your loving face No1 will ever take your place.
34.
I asked God 4 a rose & he gave me a garden. i ask God 4 a drop of water & he gave me an ocean. i asked God 4 an angel & he gave me u!
35.
Y do we close our eyes wen we sleep - wen we dream, wen we kiss? dis is becoz the most precious thing in the world is unseen.
36.
There are Tulips in my garden, there are Tulips in the park, but nothing is more be beautiful then our two lips meeting in the dark!
37.
It takes 2 to tango. 2 to kiss. 2 to talk & remenisce. so many good things cum in 2 & one of those things is me & u!
38.
Wantin u is easy missin u is hard. Wishin u was wiv me wrapped up in my arms. Constantly think of u wen we r apart. Ive got the padlock u hav the key to my heart.
39.
I have liked many but loved very few. yet no-one has been as sweet as u. I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue. just for the pleasure of a moment with u.
40.
A special smile a special face. a special someone i cant replace. I luv u i always will. uve filled a space no one can fill!
41.
I love so much my heart is sure. As time goes on I love you more, Your happy smile. Your loving face No1 will ever take your place
42.
If i were a tear in ur eye i wood roll down onto ur lips. But if u were a tear in my eye i wood never cry as i wood be afraid 2 lose u!
43.
If a kiss was a raindrop i'd send u showers. if a hug was a second i'd send u hours. if a smile was water i'd send u a sea. if love was a person i'd send u me!
44.
Darling, You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity that I do not like animals!!!
45.
I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the …... Wait a moment.... oh no, I do have the right number...
46.
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I think of you !
47.
I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink ! O damned My sigarette has fallen in my glass of beer
48.
I wish you lots of itching and short arms.
49.
You have the face of a saint...a Saint-Bernard!
50.
Will we play the hulk together??.....I will be tall and strong and you green and ugly!!!
51.
If you did not have any feet, would you wear shoes?? ...no... why do you wear a bra????!!!
52.
A fart is a flying planet, created by God and produced by men!
53.
Why do men fart more often than women ? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure..
54.
Oké honey, we will try one more time!! How do you spell 'IQ' ?
55.
I am born this way, but what is your excuse?
56.
I love the sea, I love the rocks, but when I see you I need to puke !
57.
Some people die. Others become a teacher...
58.
The more the merrier. The more women, the more prettier.
59.
Women are just like frogs. They have a big mouth and are scared of the stork.
60.
If you are raped and you cannot defend yourself... keep still and enjoy it !
61.
If I ever die because of marihuana, mark on my grave, I am too stoned to get up!!
62.
When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!
63.
You know when you are really too fat? When you are on the beach and Greenpeace carries you back to the sea.
64.
When are you really full of confidence? .............. If you fart having diarrhoea.
65.
Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo !!!
66.
On the door of a toilet....Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!
67.
Nice hair, a shame that you sit on it.
68.
Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!
69.
He kisses her gently on the lips. She does not feel comfortable, squeezes her legs, and so his glasses broke.
70.
A woman is a marvellous creation, she produces milk without eating grass, she bleeds without being hurt, gets wet even when it does not rain and sucks without needing power.
71.
It is red and it taps on the window .................... A baby in a microwave.
72.
I like your style ... I like your class ... but most of all I like your ass
73.
I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
74.
It takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
75.
To love you is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
76.
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like your unrequited love.
77.
I appreciate all the things you do, and the way you show you care.
78.
When God gave you to me, he planted the image of you deep in my heart.
79.
When you left, my world turned upside down
80.
I love you more than all the tea in China.
81.
I'll love you till the end! And then some.
82.
If love were a movie, you'd be a coming attraction.
83.
If love were to be taxed, I would be the highest tax payer.
84.
The most important things in my world are to get food, drink and to love you.
85.
A day without your love is a day without life.
86.
I can't think of anything but you.
87.
I don't know how I could have done that thing, when I love you like life itself. Please forgive me.
88.
You're the best thing since God made men.
89.
You're the best thing since God made women.
90.
You are my friend, my love, my forever Valentine.
91.
The only love worthy of a name is unconditional.
92.
It is deaf and it wants to have sex with you...................... What do you say?
93.
Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds !
94.
You are just like a Bounty ... a piece of paradise on earth!
95.
You're eyes are soft en tender,as sweet as they can be.There's one thing you must remember, you are the one for me!!!
96.
There are so many people in the world but in my world there's only one and that's you!!!
97.
I want to share everything with you, your sadness, your happy moments, every single second of the day.
98.
Do your feet never hurt ???? ... You are wondering around my thoughts all day long....
99.
Love is in the air... shit if only I had a plane right now ...
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==================
1.
There Were Times You Make Me Cry... Looking 4 A Reason Why... There Were Times You Make Me Fly...Stay With Me Until I Die...Stay With Me...
2.
When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, 'cause I did it and I found you!
3.
Of all the friends I've ever met. Your the one I won't forget.And if I die before you do I'll go to heaven and wait for you.
4.
Words however special... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart. xXx
5.
I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!....
6.
Love under the stars... they seem very far, but you are so close the star I love the most
7.
The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell !
8.
Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams !
9.
My love, words however special ... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart!!!
10.
It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautifull angel...!
11.
I miss you ... I need you ... More and more .... each day ... I love you ... more than words ... can ever say
12.
If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas!
13.
don't love 1, don't love 2, but love the 1 who loves you
14.
What ever you say, what ever you do, I will always love you
15.
If loving you is wrong,then I don't wanna be right.My love for you is strong and brighter then any light.The way we must go is long,but we'll win every fight.
16.
Sometimes words are hard to find, to form that perfect line to let you know you're always on my mind!
17.
If I could rewrite the alphabet I'd put U and I together!
18.
I must have been born under a lucky star, to find a friend as nice as you are, and I will follow the rainbow until the end, if you promis forever to be my friend!
19.
2 live a life i need a heartbeat, 2 have a heartbeat i need a heart, 2 have a heart i need happyness, 2 have happyness i need a friend & 4 a friend i need U!
20.
When things go wrong, when sadness fills ur heart & when tears flow 4rm ur eyes, just let me know, coz I want 2b there 4 U! I'm selling TISSUES, BUY 1 GET 1 FREE!
21.
If i could give u 1 thing in life, i would give u the ability 2 c yourself through my eyes, only then would u realise how special u r 2 me!
22.
LIFE is 4 living, i live mine 4 U! LOVE is 4 giving, i give mine 2 U! DREAMS are 4 dreaming, mine are 4 U! HEARTS are 4 beating, & mine beats 4 U!
23.
U'll always be mine, 4 now & 4 ever, U'll always be mine. Pls tell me its true, pls be mine 4 ever, I'll always always love you!
24.
Those who can't have u hate u, those who have u can't handle u, those who abuse u lose u, & then theres those like me who just can't refuse u! X
25.
Dreams r 2b 4gotten, Reality 2b lived, desire 2b fulfilled & destiny 2b reached, where it began there it will end, friends from the start, Friendz till the end.
26.
It takes 2 to tango, 2 to kiss, 2 to talk & remenisce, so many good things come in 2, & one of those things is me & u!
27.
Weve gone our own way, our lives grew apart, & weve made a life wiv another, but despite of how far apart we grew, 2 me there still is no other!
28.
What ever you say, what ever you do, I will always love yo.
29.
Love is like a golden chain that links our hearts together and if you ever break that chain youll break my heart 4ever!xxx
30.
True luv is hard 2 find. Special 1-1 of a kind. But the luv inside of me is true. It appeared the day i met you!
31.
If i died or went sumwhere far i'd write ur name on every star so everyone could look up n see u mean the world 2 me.
32.
I believe that God above created u for me to luv. he picked you out from all the rest cos he knew id luv you the best!
33.
I love so much my heart is sure. As time goes on I love you more, Your happy smile. Your loving face No1 will ever take your place.
34.
I asked God 4 a rose & he gave me a garden. i ask God 4 a drop of water & he gave me an ocean. i asked God 4 an angel & he gave me u!
35.
Y do we close our eyes wen we sleep - wen we dream, wen we kiss? dis is becoz the most precious thing in the world is unseen.
36.
There are Tulips in my garden, there are Tulips in the park, but nothing is more be beautiful then our two lips meeting in the dark!
37.
It takes 2 to tango. 2 to kiss. 2 to talk & remenisce. so many good things cum in 2 & one of those things is me & u!
38.
Wantin u is easy missin u is hard. Wishin u was wiv me wrapped up in my arms. Constantly think of u wen we r apart. Ive got the padlock u hav the key to my heart.
39.
I have liked many but loved very few. yet no-one has been as sweet as u. I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue. just for the pleasure of a moment with u.
40.
A special smile a special face. a special someone i cant replace. I luv u i always will. uve filled a space no one can fill!
41.
I love so much my heart is sure. As time goes on I love you more, Your happy smile. Your loving face No1 will ever take your place
42.
If i were a tear in ur eye i wood roll down onto ur lips. But if u were a tear in my eye i wood never cry as i wood be afraid 2 lose u!
43.
If a kiss was a raindrop i'd send u showers. if a hug was a second i'd send u hours. if a smile was water i'd send u a sea. if love was a person i'd send u me!
44.
Darling, You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity that I do not like animals!!!
45.
I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the …... Wait a moment.... oh no, I do have the right number...
46.
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I think of you !
47.
I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink ! O damned My sigarette has fallen in my glass of beer
48.
I wish you lots of itching and short arms.
49.
You have the face of a saint...a Saint-Bernard!
50.
Will we play the hulk together??.....I will be tall and strong and you green and ugly!!!
51.
If you did not have any feet, would you wear shoes?? ...no... why do you wear a bra????!!!
52.
A fart is a flying planet, created by God and produced by men!
53.
Why do men fart more often than women ? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure..
54.
Oké honey, we will try one more time!! How do you spell 'IQ' ?
55.
I am born this way, but what is your excuse?
56.
I love the sea, I love the rocks, but when I see you I need to puke !
57.
Some people die. Others become a teacher...
58.
The more the merrier. The more women, the more prettier.
59.
Women are just like frogs. They have a big mouth and are scared of the stork.
60.
If you are raped and you cannot defend yourself... keep still and enjoy it !
61.
If I ever die because of marihuana, mark on my grave, I am too stoned to get up!!
62.
When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!
63.
You know when you are really too fat? When you are on the beach and Greenpeace carries you back to the sea.
64.
When are you really full of confidence? .............. If you fart having diarrhoea.
65.
Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo !!!
66.
On the door of a toilet....Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!
67.
Nice hair, a shame that you sit on it.
68.
Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!
69.
He kisses her gently on the lips. She does not feel comfortable, squeezes her legs, and so his glasses broke.
70.
A woman is a marvellous creation, she produces milk without eating grass, she bleeds without being hurt, gets wet even when it does not rain and sucks without needing power.
71.
It is red and it taps on the window .................... A baby in a microwave.
72.
I like your style ... I like your class ... but most of all I like your ass
73.
I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
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It takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
75.
To love you is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
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Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like your unrequited love.
77.
I appreciate all the things you do, and the way you show you care.
78.
When God gave you to me, he planted the image of you deep in my heart.
79.
When you left, my world turned upside down
80.
I love you more than all the tea in China.
81.
I'll love you till the end! And then some.
82.
If love were a movie, you'd be a coming attraction.
83.
If love were to be taxed, I would be the highest tax payer.
84.
The most important things in my world are to get food, drink and to love you.
85.
A day without your love is a day without life.
86.
I can't think of anything but you.
87.
I don't know how I could have done that thing, when I love you like life itself. Please forgive me.
88.
You're the best thing since God made men.
89.
You're the best thing since God made women.
90.
You are my friend, my love, my forever Valentine.
91.
The only love worthy of a name is unconditional.
92.
It is deaf and it wants to have sex with you...................... What do you say?
93.
Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds !
94.
You are just like a Bounty ... a piece of paradise on earth!
95.
You're eyes are soft en tender,as sweet as they can be.There's one thing you must remember, you are the one for me!!!
96.
There are so many people in the world but in my world there's only one and that's you!!!
97.
I want to share everything with you, your sadness, your happy moments, every single second of the day.
98.
Do your feet never hurt ???? ... You are wondering around my thoughts all day long....
99.
Love is in the air... shit if only I had a plane right now ...
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