ලස්සනම ලස්සන SmS Mega Collection....(Updaing)

[laknath123]

Catch her by her waist

Bring her home

Keep ur hand on her neck

Put ur lips on her lips

& have a

Nice Drink
?COCA COLA?
Buurrrrrrrrrrr

 

[laknath123]

Teacher told Ramu 2 write a sentence
Ramu wrote:"My penis in ur hand"
Teacher slapped Ramu
why?

B'coz he forgot to put space between Pen & is..

My pen is in ur hand

 

[amila_banks]

Maxxxxxaaa ...keep it up .........

 

[laknath123]

Maxxxxxaaa ...keep it up .........

 

[laknath123]

A Man Joined FACEBOOK

His Son Wrote On His Wall “W T F Dad”

Man Replied: What the hell, You’ve got no respect for me?

Kid Replied: Dad Chill, It Means “Welcome To Facebook”

 

[laknath123]

Girls are like internet domain names... the ones I like are already taken.

 

[laknath123]

come here.take off ur pants and get on top of me....enjoy me until ur totally satisfied -lovingly urs TOILET!!!!

 

[laknath123]

what happend 2 ur mobile?
i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg:
"welcome 2 Da jungle network,
Da monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later."

 

[XpAkila]

Patta....thawa daapan

 

[thilinaroxstar]

ela ela machan rep ekak dunna

 

[laknath123]

Always start your day with a lot of... S E X
S - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and you’ll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.

 

[laknath123]

Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES

 

[laknath123]

When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment,
when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its $$$ per minute!

 

[laknath123]

Written on the T-Shirt of a girl:
STATUTORY WARNING:
Objects inside the T-Shirt are
larger than they appear from outside.

 

[laknath123]

Biology Final Exam
Question: Fill in the blanks.
If a lady faints, we must 1st check her PU_S_
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Only few intelligent students wrote PULSE

 

[kites]

ela mchoooo

 

[emil]

Ela Keep up

 

[Aktamge]

SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U

Guess Who?

THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..

 

[Aktamge]

haraka thama message kiyawanawa

Siripala lastida ?
lasti sir.

pol tika harida ?
hari sir.

karaththe lastida ?
lasti sir.

Ethakota harakath harida ?
na sir eka thama message kiyawanawa

 

[laknath123]

SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U

Guess Who?

THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..

haraka thama message kiyawanawa

Siripala lastida ?
lasti sir.

pol tika harida ?
hari sir.

karaththe lastida ?
lasti sir.

Ethakota harakath harida ?
na sir eka thama message kiyawanawa

thanks guys for the support,....