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    ලොකයෙ අපූරුම Credit Cards

    1. Discover Biodegradable Card

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    Great, you can safely feed this to my pet goat when you don’t want it anymore.
    2. Hello Kitty Visa Platinum Plus

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    Because children need platinum cards too.
    3. Dubai First Royale MasterCard

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    Comes with an embedded diamond, probably making the card worth more than most charges.
    4. EPOS Cassette Visa

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    A reminder from the rewind era.
    5. UOB One Visa

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    Which way am I supposed to hold this?
    6. Firefox Customized Visa

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    A proud display of browser choice.
    7. EPOS Chocolate Visa

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    This looks eerily similar to a snack.
    8. Usher Debit Card

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    Technically not a credit card, but everything about the design screams… uh, Usher.
    9. EPOS Teeth Visa
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    That’s a lotta grill for one card.
    10. Trump Visa Card

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    Nothing says “big deal” like pulling out a Trump Card.
    11. Ceiling Cat Customize Debit Card

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    I can haz debit card?
    12. American Express Black Card

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    It’s made of titanium. Seriously.
    13. World of Warcraft Credit Card

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    You’re already giving your life to Blizzard, why not your wallet too?
    14. Apple Computer Credit Card

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    Back when “Computer” was still a part of their name.
    15. EPOS Eye Visa

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    He’s watching. Or he has some kind of eye disease.
    16. Linux Foundation Visa

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    Activating this card actually contributes to the Foundation.
    17. Transformers Visa

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    Robots in disguise.
    18. Humane Society Visa

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    Rawr.
    19. EPOS Blocks Visa

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    A bit dizzying in orientation. M.C. Escher’s favorite card.
    20. Bobcard Exclusive Mastercard

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    Of course it’s exclusive: you have to be named Bob to use it!
    21. Roberto Cavelli MasterCard

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    Nothing says “classy” like snakeskin.
    22. Accolades American Express

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    It’s ironic that they would use the name “Joseph Somebody” for a card trying to give accolades to its user.
    23. EPOS Numbers Visa

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    Sorry, can I get those sixteen digits on your card again?
    24. Second Amendment Foundation MasterCard

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    Great for those who like to buy firearms on credit.
    25. Visa Infinite

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    A card with not only a .02 carat diamond, but trimmed with real gold. If you lose it, this is one card they won’t replace for free!