වෛද්ය විද්යාවේ දියුණුව...!!! (Eng)
A man went to the doctor’s with a bad wrist and after a quick
examination, he was transferred to the accident and
emergency unit at the local hospital. Immediately on getting
there, the nurse asked him for a urine sample which he
thought was a very odd thing to ask for, considering it was his
wrist that hurt. However, nurse insisted, so he did as she
wished. Fifteen minutes later, he was ushered in to see the
doctor who told him he had dislocated his wrist.
“Don’t tell me you learnt that from the urine sample,”
laughed the man.
“Oh yes we did,” insisted the doctor, “there have been such
great developments in medicine and we now have a foolproof
way of diagnosing many complaints just by taking a
urine sample.”
After the man was patched up, he left for home. An
appointment was made to see him in six weeks’ time, when
he had to bring along another sample. On the day of the
next visit, the man decided to test just how good the new
method was so he peed in the jar, got his wife and daughter
to do the same, as well as the cat, and also masturbate into it.
This time, the analysis took much longer, but eventually he
got in to see the doctor.
“Well? What’s wrong?” he asked.
The doctor looked at him very seriously and replied, “Your
wrist is much better, but your wife has syphilis, your daughter is
pregnant, the cat has fleas and if you continue masturbating, your
wrist will worsen.”
හොඳනම් අගයකරලා, විචාරයකුත් දෙන්න!
A man went to the doctor’s with a bad wrist and after a quick
examination, he was transferred to the accident and
emergency unit at the local hospital. Immediately on getting
there, the nurse asked him for a urine sample which he
thought was a very odd thing to ask for, considering it was his
wrist that hurt. However, nurse insisted, so he did as she
wished. Fifteen minutes later, he was ushered in to see the
doctor who told him he had dislocated his wrist.
“Don’t tell me you learnt that from the urine sample,”
laughed the man.
“Oh yes we did,” insisted the doctor, “there have been such
great developments in medicine and we now have a foolproof
way of diagnosing many complaints just by taking a
urine sample.”
After the man was patched up, he left for home. An
appointment was made to see him in six weeks’ time, when
he had to bring along another sample. On the day of the
next visit, the man decided to test just how good the new
method was so he peed in the jar, got his wife and daughter
to do the same, as well as the cat, and also masturbate into it.
This time, the analysis took much longer, but eventually he
got in to see the doctor.
“Well? What’s wrong?” he asked.
The doctor looked at him very seriously and replied, “Your
wrist is much better, but your wife has syphilis, your daughter is
pregnant, the cat has fleas and if you continue masturbating, your
wrist will worsen.”
හොඳනම් අගයකරලා, විචාරයකුත් දෙන්න!
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