හිනාවෙන්න රස කතා ටිකක්

JesonRulez

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  • Jul 17, 2013
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    ළිං පතුල
    හිනාවෙන්න රස කතා ටිකක්

    Interviewer:
    what is your birth date?
    Sardar: 13th October
    Which year?
    Sardar: every year


    Manager asked sardar at an interview.
    Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
    Sardar replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O- X.


    After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
    Do I look like a foreigner?
    Wife: No! Why?
    Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?





    One tourist from U.S.A. asked Sardar:
    Any great man born in this village???
    Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!


    Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
    So Sardar writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.



    When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver
    adjusted the mirror. Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my
    wife? Sit behind. I will drive.



    Interviewer: just imagine you are on the3rd floor, it caught fire
    and how will you escape?
    Sardar: it’s simple. I will stop my imagination! !!



    Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
    Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
    Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.



    Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
    Sardar: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!


    Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
    Sardar: ZEBRA
    Teacher: How?
    Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White


    Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.
    Manager: Do U know MS Office?
    Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir.



    Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "
    Air hostess said: "B silent."
    Sardar: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"



    Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
    Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...! !!



    Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
    Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE



    හොඳ නම් රෙපකුත් දීගෙනම යන්න.
     

    thusitharhm

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  • Jul 15, 2011
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    දැන් නම් හදේ
    ela ela kukko :lol::lol::lol:
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    raped u :oo:
     

    dath kimbula

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  • Jan 17, 2011
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    මහපොලව.....
    සර්දාර් කාරයා ගැන තවත් කතාවක්...............

    Sardar went on hunting with a friend. When they waiting for animals, suddenly Sardar's friend grabbed his chest & start to roll over land & came silent. Sardar got really upset, talk to his friend, but as no answer is given he checked for his breath, & came across it's stopped.
    Sardar dialed 119. A lady voice appear & greet, "good evening sir, can I help You?"
    Sardar - My friend grabbed his chest a movement ahead & now is is not breathing. What I have to do?
    Female voice - don't be panic sir. First be sure whether your friend is dead.
    Sardar - hod a second
    A UN SHOT WAS HEARD!!!
    Sardar - OK, now what?
     

    JesonRulez

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  • Jul 17, 2013
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    ළිං පතුල
    සර්දාර් කාරයා ගැන තවත් කතාවක්...............

    Sardar went on hunting with a friend. When they waiting for animals, suddenly Sardar's friend grabbed his chest & start to roll over land & came silent. Sardar got really upset, talk to his friend, but as no answer is given he checked for his breath, & came across it's stopped.
    Sardar dialed 119. A lady voice appear & greet, "good evening sir, can I help You?"
    Sardar - My friend grabbed his chest a movement ahead & now is is not breathing. What I have to do?
    Female voice - don't be panic sir. First be sure whether your friend is dead.
    Sardar - hod a second
    A UN SHOT WAS HEARD!!!
    Sardar - OK, now what?

    ඒක තමයි පට්ටම කතාව බන්. :lol: