Secretary Complain about Her “BOSS”
She says “ My Boss is so crazy. Every time he comes into the office, I must do the LAPTOP position, and then the DESKTOP position, followed by the SPREADSHEET format.
I must LOAD UP his SOFT DISK into a HARD DISK, so that he can INSERT in my C DRIVE and then the A DRIVE.
Then he’ll ask me to EJECT his SOFTWARE out side my C DRIVE. So that he is VIRUS FREE.
Then he changes his mind and decides to ENTER, ENTER, ENTER the whole day till he is in MICROSOFT stage.
Once I tried to ESC (escape), but he caught me and SHIFTed me to his HOME where he started pressing BACKSPACE and the SCROLLOCK. He never PAUSE.
Many a times he works without CAPSLOCK (cap) and sometimes as an ALTernarive, he CRASHES @ my SYSTEM until he looses his CTRL (control) and again he LOGS IN ….
This process may SHUT DOWN his MAIN SYSTEM……
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