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Message: <blockquote data-quote="DJU9" data-source="post: 8091475" data-attributes="member: 44472">5 Signs You are Drunk And Must Go HomeWe’ve all been there. One of your friends is insisting on taking one  more shot, which will probably be followed by another beer, followed by a  quick game of boot ‘n rally. While your head is all like, “yeah, yeah  this is a great idea.” Your body is starting to get that nagging feeling  which usually signals it’s time to leave. Whether this “nagging  feeling” is your stomach about to send back up the last two carbombs you  took, or your bladder screaming “I can’t take any more!” there’s more  than one way to know when you’re better off hailing a cab than a  bartender.<img src="http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/808/drunkman.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />1. You’re ordering ridiculous drinks you wouldn’t usually touch Whether you’re a beer and whiskey guy, or a gin and tonic fan, at  certain points you might find yourself craving something way out of your  usual drinking scope. If the thought of an appletini or red death  suddenly sounds irresistible to you, it might be time to put down the  glass and walk away before you do any more damage.<img src="http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/14/drunkagainf.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />2. You’re making uncomfortably friendly conversation with people you don’t know You came to the bar with a huge crew of friends, drinking, carousing and  having an all out wild time. All the sudden, you find yourself  enveloped in a deep discussion with the guy next to you at the bar,  contemplating the meaning of life or other existential musings. Of  course, you’re overlooking the fact that this is a complete stranger,  and the supposedly poignant thoughts make no sense to anyone but you.  Hopefully one of your buddies drags you away from this one before things  get too weird.<img src="http://img812.imageshack.us/img812/9766/drunkurinal.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />3. You’re buying a pack of cigarettes (you don’t smoke)  With one unhealthy choice probably comes another, right? The ever so  common “I only smoke when I’m drunk” philosophy is a sure-fire method of  telling you’ve probably had enough, or too much, especially when you  spend the entire smoke coughing like you just took a deep breath off the  business end of a car tailpipe. Do your lungs a favor and bow out as  gracefully as possible on this one.<img src="http://img844.imageshack.us/img844/7661/hilariousdrunkman.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />4. You’re trying to hit on a girl (you have a girlfriend) So those last two shots of Jameson have you feeling like a king, and it  becomes apparent that you should clearly try to strike up a conversation  with the blonde standing next to you. This is about as advisable as  ordering a cement mixer shot, because all of your friends are standing  about five feet away wondering “What the hell is he thinking?” The  infamous “What girlfriend?” line from Dazed and Confused isn’t going to  work here, and you probably aren’t that smooth anyway.<img src="http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/4995/crazydrunkman1.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />5. You’re breaking out the credit card. In an attempt to limit spending for the evening, you hit the ATM  beforehand to take out some money. After a few hours in the bar, you’ve  blown through everything, and decide to buy a round of shots on the  credit card. The fact that the bill is already past due and almost over  the limit seems like an afterthought, as well as your state of complete  drunkenness. Avoid spending money you don’t even have on drinks you  won’t remember, and you’ll be thanking yourself in the morning for sure.....</blockquote>

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