A call for dravid

hamish

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  • Nov 10, 2007
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    Indian Team Manager : "Hello"(over Phone)
    Caller :"Can I talk to Dravid Please,I am his friend and calling from Hyderabad."
    Indian Team Manager:"Sorry,he went to bat"
    Dravid's friend:"No Problem Manager, I will Hold on



    The Judge (J.) asks the little girl (LG): Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to live with your mummy?
    LG - No, my mummy beats me.
    J. - Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy.
    LG - No, my daddy beats me too.
    J. - Well then, who do you want to live with?
    LG - I want to live with the Indian Cricket team, they never beat anybody!!!


    Here is the real meaning of Mohammed Azharuddin:
    M-ay i have
    O-ne crore please to
    H-atch a consipiracy
    A-against
    M-y
    M-otherland and to
    E-nsure
    D-efeat of my country

    A-ll I need to score is a
    Z-ero, and I will
    H-ave to see that
    A-nother few batsmen
    R-un themselves out.
    U-nlucky
    D-ay will be my comments after the
    D-efeat of
    I-ndian
    N-ation
     
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