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<blockquote data-quote="Freaksy" data-source="post: 1057130" data-attributes="member: 49919"><p>A very mischievous kid chased another, hit him and theft all his money.</p><p> Bad boy :- "Ask that bitch mom of yours to give you more money or i'll kick ur ass </p><p> even more"</p><p> </p><p> He (bad boy) went home and told his mom; "Mom i want a bicycle for this Christmas.</p><p> and i want a black one"</p><p></p><p>Mom : "Go and write a letter to God saying how you behave through out this year </p><p> tell him why you want a bicycle"</p><p></p><p> The bad boy put his tongue out and insulted the statue of Jesus hung on the wall and went to his room. </p><p></p><p> He's now writing a letter : "Dear God, i have been a very good boy this year and i </p><p> want you to send me a bicycle"</p><p></p><p> He remembers what he did throughout the year; kicking the d**k of one boy.</p><p></p><p> He writes again : "Dear God, i have been a good boy this year and i want you to</p><p> send me a bicycle"</p><p></p><p>Again he remembers what he did ; breaking a glass of a house.</p><p></p><p>He writes again; "God i know i haven't been a good boy this year. And i will be a </p><p> good boy if you send me a bike"</p><p></p><p>He remembers how he planned to set fire to a cat.</p><p> </p><p> He says to himself :"fuck this, i have a better idea"</p><p></p><p> He goes to the local Church and huge sounds comes inside the church.The bad boy comes out the church with a wrapped thing in a cart. He carries it home and unties it. He has stolen Mother Maria and he writes to God :</p><p></p><p> "God I got your mama, if you want to see her again, send me a bike"<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Freaksy, post: 1057130, member: 49919"] A very mischievous kid chased another, hit him and theft all his money. Bad boy :- "Ask that bitch mom of yours to give you more money or i'll kick ur ass even more" He (bad boy) went home and told his mom; "Mom i want a bicycle for this Christmas. and i want a black one" Mom : "Go and write a letter to God saying how you behave through out this year tell him why you want a bicycle" The bad boy put his tongue out and insulted the statue of Jesus hung on the wall and went to his room. He's now writing a letter : "Dear God, i have been a very good boy this year and i want you to send me a bicycle" He remembers what he did throughout the year; kicking the d**k of one boy. He writes again : "Dear God, i have been a good boy this year and i want you to send me a bicycle" Again he remembers what he did ; breaking a glass of a house. He writes again; "God i know i haven't been a good boy this year. And i will be a good boy if you send me a bike" He remembers how he planned to set fire to a cat. He says to himself :"fuck this, i have a better idea" He goes to the local Church and huge sounds comes inside the church.The bad boy comes out the church with a wrapped thing in a cart. He carries it home and unties it. He has stolen Mother Maria and he writes to God : "God I got your mama, if you want to see her again, send me a bike":rofl: :rofl: :D :D [/QUOTE]
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