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<blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 3314904" data-attributes="member: 49393"><p>Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like. </p><p>-- Adrienne Gusoff</p><p> </p><p>An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. </p><p>-- Agatha Christie</p><p> </p><p>Women marry men hoping they will change.</p><p>Men marry women hoping they will not.</p><p>So each is inevitably disappointed. </p><p>-- Albert Einstein</p><p> </p><p>Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity. </p><p>-- Albert Einstein</p><p> </p><p>Men make the highs higher and the lows more frequent. </p><p>-- Anonymous</p><p> </p><p>You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty. </p><p>-- Anonymous</p><p> </p><p>The four most important words in any marriage..."I'll do the dishes." </p><p>-- Anonymous</p><p> </p><p>No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. </p><p>-- Anonymous</p><p> </p><p>Marriage is like jogging through a puddle of industrial strength rubber glue. You can work hard and make it through the struggles; however, you usually leave your bobby socks and sneakers behind along the way. </p><p>-- Anonymous</p><p> </p><p>When a relationship goes flat, so does a couple of sets of car tires. </p><p>-- Anonymous</p><p> </p><p>Men only have two faults....What they do, and what they say! </p><p>-- Anonymous</p><p> </p><p>You can't buy love on eBay. </p><p>-- Anonymous</p><p> </p><p>If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? </p><p>-- Bette Midler</p><p> </p><p>A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him. </p><p>-- Brendan Francis</p><p> </p><p>Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. </p><p>-- Cathy Carlyle</p><p> </p><p>Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter. </p><p>-- Cecilia Egan</p><p> </p><p>The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him. </p><p>-- Cher</p><p> </p><p>Men aren't necessities, they're luxuries.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dreamworks_naveen, post: 3314904, member: 49393"] Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like. -- Adrienne Gusoff An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. -- Albert Einstein Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity. -- Albert Einstein Men make the highs higher and the lows more frequent. -- Anonymous You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty. -- Anonymous The four most important words in any marriage..."I'll do the dishes." -- Anonymous No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. -- Anonymous Marriage is like jogging through a puddle of industrial strength rubber glue. You can work hard and make it through the struggles; however, you usually leave your bobby socks and sneakers behind along the way. -- Anonymous When a relationship goes flat, so does a couple of sets of car tires. -- Anonymous Men only have two faults....What they do, and what they say! -- Anonymous You can't buy love on eBay. -- Anonymous If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? -- Bette Midler A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him. -- Brendan Francis Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. -- Cathy Carlyle Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter. -- Cecilia Egan The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him. -- Cher Men aren't necessities, they're luxuries. [/QUOTE]
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