Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.
-- Adrienne Gusoff
An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie
Women marry men hoping they will change.
Men marry women hoping they will not.
So each is inevitably disappointed.
-- Albert Einstein
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
-- Albert Einstein
Men make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.
-- Anonymous
You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty.
-- Anonymous
The four most important words in any marriage..."I'll do the dishes."
-- Anonymous
No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.
-- Anonymous
Marriage is like jogging through a puddle of industrial strength rubber glue. You can work hard and make it through the struggles; however, you usually leave your bobby socks and sneakers behind along the way.
-- Anonymous
When a relationship goes flat, so does a couple of sets of car tires.
-- Anonymous
Men only have two faults....What they do, and what they say!
-- Anonymous
You can't buy love on eBay.
-- Anonymous
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
-- Bette Midler
A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
-- Brendan Francis
Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.
-- Cathy Carlyle
Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher
Men aren't necessities, they're luxuries.
-- Adrienne Gusoff
An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie
Women marry men hoping they will change.
Men marry women hoping they will not.
So each is inevitably disappointed.
-- Albert Einstein
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
-- Albert Einstein
Men make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.
-- Anonymous
You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty.
-- Anonymous
The four most important words in any marriage..."I'll do the dishes."
-- Anonymous
No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.
-- Anonymous
Marriage is like jogging through a puddle of industrial strength rubber glue. You can work hard and make it through the struggles; however, you usually leave your bobby socks and sneakers behind along the way.
-- Anonymous
When a relationship goes flat, so does a couple of sets of car tires.
-- Anonymous
Men only have two faults....What they do, and what they say!
-- Anonymous
You can't buy love on eBay.
-- Anonymous
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
-- Bette Midler
A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
-- Brendan Francis
Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.
-- Cathy Carlyle
Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher
Men aren't necessities, they're luxuries.
