POLISH SEX QUIZ
(true or false)
1. A clitoris is a type of flower. 2. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute.
3. Ovaries are a French egg dish made with cheese.
4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe heart trouble.
5. Pornography is the business of making record albums.
6. A G-string is part of a violin. 7. Anus is the Latin word for "yearly".
8. Coitus is a musical instrument. 9. Semen is another word for "sailor".
10. An enema is someone who is not your friend.
11. Pubic hair is a wild rabbit. 12. Douche is the Italian word for "twelve"
13. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.
14. Fetus is a character on "Gunsmoke".
15. An orgasm is the person who accompanies the choir.
16. A condom is an apartment complex.
17. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.
18. Testicles are found on an octopus.
19. Masturbate is used to catch large fish.
20. Menstrual cycle has three wheels.
21. KOTEX is a radio station in Bryan, Texas.
22. "Spread Eagle" is an extinct bird.
23. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle.
24. Asphalt describes rectal troubles.
25. Sodomy is a special kind of fast-growing grass.
25. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origins.