A woman to doc: my hubby is not interested in s*x. Doc: give these pills one for a day. She puts 1 pill in his tea & they had s*x that night.
Next day she puts 2 pills in his tea & they enjoyed much more.
Next day she emptied d whole bottle in d tea. Two days later doc called to ask d progress, son replied" mom is dead,
aunty is in hospital,
maid is suing for rape,
my ass is paining & dad is running naked in the garden saying Tommy Tommy...!!
A man was carrying 3 babies in a train.
The lady sitting next to him asked: Are they your babies?
MAN : No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer COMPLAINTS.