An interesting CV ( hehehe )

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Name: Pakya Bhai Supariwala



Objective:

To obtain a challenging position as a Crime Implementation Analyst (CIA)


Education:


- B.S. (Crime Technology) Tihar Jail, India, August 1994
- M.S. (Criminal Sciences) Virginia Prison for International Smugglers and the Unlawful Activists(VPISUA), August 1996.

Thesis:


'On escaping from high security prisons like Alcatraz with minimal efforts'

Coursework:


Cop Psychology, Plastic Explosives Technology, Bomb Controls and Timer Device Theory, International Smuggling and Drug Trafficking, Object Oriented Crime Design

Work Experience:


- Research Assistant, LTTE Labs, Jaffna, Aug 1990 - Aug 1991
- Worked on the prestigious Belt Bomb project
- Developed instant death cyanide capsules in orange, strawberry; and mint flavors (Patent No. 007,13,666)

Summer Internship:


Dawood Ibrahim and Haji Mastan Associates, Bombay, June1987 - July1990
- Worked as a hitman and was responsible for many supari style killings
- Participated in election rigging in Bihar and made hafta Collections

Honors and Achievements:


- Won 1980 Gabbar Singh Memorial Award (given to child prodigies in crime)
- Member, IPKF (Indian Professional Killers Forum) student chapter
- Performer of the year in 2004 General Elections in Bihar and U.P.
- Strong hold on Govt. and NGOs.
- Specialized in extortion, illegal construction business and fake academic degree supply.

References:


- Dr. Charles Sobhraj, Full Time Prof., Tihar Jail, New Delhi
- Dr. Chandra Swamy, Visiting Faculty Tihar Jail, New Delhi
- Dr. Dawood Ibrahim, Overseas Projects Manager, Dubai
 

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    - Dr. Charles Sobhraj, Full Time Prof., Tihar Jail, New Delhi
    - Dr. Chandra Swamy, Visiting Faculty Tihar Jail, New Delhi
    - Dr. Dawood Ibrahim, Overseas Projects Manager, Dubai


    :lol: :lol:


    actually this is CLASSIC.. these are the biggest crime lords in India.

    I have a friend in India- Delhi whom I bunk with when I am around there..his name is Dawood Ibrahim as well.

    Once we were stopped for passing the red light and hitting a pedestrian slightly (ok.. I was driving his Merc)

    Cop came..

    Cop : Thera Naam Kiya Hey ? (Totally shouting)

    My friend : Got out of the car ..... Dawood Ibrahim... Kaya hey bhai ?

    Cop : Oh, Ibrahim Sahib....

    My friend : .. Hmmmmmmmmm.......KYAAA ? (now he's shouting like a fucking asshole)

    Cop : nahi nahi..sahib... nahi

    so, we just drove away

    :lol: :lol:

    Ok.. pedestrian was not HURT
     

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