Opposition leader Ranil Wickramasinghe, President Mahinda Rajapakse, Actress Malini Fonseka & Model Anarkali is sitting in a train. 
The train suddenly goes through a tunnel, and it gets completely dark. Suddenly, there is a kissing sound, followed by the sound of a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. 
The women and Ranil are sitting there, looking perplexed. Mahinda is bent over, holding his face which is red, from an apparent slap.
All of them remain diplomatic, and nobody says anything.
Malini is thinking, "These Polititians are all crazy. Mahinda must have tried to kiss Anarkali in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him."
Anarkali is thinking, "Mahinda must have moved to kiss me, and kissed Malini instead, and got slapped."
Mahinda is thinking, "Damn it, Ranil must have tried to kiss Anarkali. She thought it was me, and slapped me."
Ranil is thinking, "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound, and slap Mahinda again."
The train suddenly goes through a tunnel, and it gets completely dark. Suddenly, there is a kissing sound, followed by the sound of a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel.
The women and Ranil are sitting there, looking perplexed. Mahinda is bent over, holding his face which is red, from an apparent slap.
All of them remain diplomatic, and nobody says anything.
Malini is thinking, "These Polititians are all crazy. Mahinda must have tried to kiss Anarkali in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him."
Anarkali is thinking, "Mahinda must have moved to kiss me, and kissed Malini instead, and got slapped."
Mahinda is thinking, "Damn it, Ranil must have tried to kiss Anarkali. She thought it was me, and slapped me."
Ranil is thinking, "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound, and slap Mahinda again."
