The head marketing guy called me in the middle of the night
Risitas, I have a brilliant idea he said
We need to boost Apple profits.
We are going to sell a monitor stand for $999
I said, you mean the monitor right ?
He said no, just the stand.
No monitor.
It's true
One piece of aluminum for $999.
You thought they lost their mind when they took out all the ports from the Mac Book
At least there was something still there.
Now you get an ugly ass stand for the price of a used car.
No monitor, no CPU, for the low price of $999
A stand that is worth a few dollars in scrap metal.
And he said it with a straight face
Like the world was waiting for this.
It's true
People can even choose to finance it through the apple website
Only 29% interest
Deal of the century
Who needs to pay rent when you have a beautiful monitor stand
I told him, that's a great idea boss
As I picked up that piece of aluminum
OK. in all seriousness
It's a nice piece of aluminum
It's real shiny
And straight
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