Appuhamys uncle was booked in to a flight to London from Colombo. But as
> >this was his first time in an plane, he made a few preparations that were
> >out of place.
> >
> >When the stewardess came around to take orders for the in-flight meal, the
> >uncle declared loudly, "I have brought my own lunch. Make sure you don't
> >charge me for food and drinks!"
> >
> >So, as everybody was given their in-flight meal, the uncle began spreading
> >out his own home cooked meal. The man sitting next to him was an English
> >history researcher, who was curious about the food, "excuse me, what is
> >that drink?" he asked. The uncle picked up the yoghurt-based moru drink
> >and said, "Milk of Lanka !"
> >
> >Then the uncle took out kiribath and started feasting. "and what is that
> >dish?" asked the curious English. "Rice of Lanka!" replied Appuhamy uncle
> >proudly.
> >
> >Finally, the uncle took out some Wattalapam desserts. He offered some to
> >the English. "What is it?" asked the English "sweet of Lanka !" replied
> >the Appuhamy.
> >
> >After the meal, every one was settling down when there was a loud
> >"Pooooooooooot!" from the uncle. "What was that?" asked the English,
> >holding his nose in disgust. Appuhamy replied cooly, "That's Air Lanka".
> >
> >Keep smiling!!!
> >this was his first time in an plane, he made a few preparations that were
> >out of place.
> >
> >When the stewardess came around to take orders for the in-flight meal, the
> >uncle declared loudly, "I have brought my own lunch. Make sure you don't
> >charge me for food and drinks!"
> >
> >So, as everybody was given their in-flight meal, the uncle began spreading
> >out his own home cooked meal. The man sitting next to him was an English
> >history researcher, who was curious about the food, "excuse me, what is
> >that drink?" he asked. The uncle picked up the yoghurt-based moru drink
> >and said, "Milk of Lanka !"
> >
> >Then the uncle took out kiribath and started feasting. "and what is that
> >dish?" asked the curious English. "Rice of Lanka!" replied Appuhamy uncle
> >proudly.
> >
> >Finally, the uncle took out some Wattalapam desserts. He offered some to
> >the English. "What is it?" asked the English "sweet of Lanka !" replied
> >the Appuhamy.
> >
> >After the meal, every one was settling down when there was a loud
> >"Pooooooooooot!" from the uncle. "What was that?" asked the English,
> >holding his nose in disgust. Appuhamy replied cooly, "That's Air Lanka".
> >
> >Keep smiling!!!
