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Are vampires real?
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How to Kill a Vampire ? 
Look for a hole above a grave. Sometimes vampires have to dig their way out.
Scatter salt on the floor in the vampire's latest victim's room. Help the vampire lead you right to his or her tomb.
Use garlic, hawthorn branches, or a cross to trap your vampire in a corner. Protect yourself from revenge by making a cross of tar on your front door.
Dig the vampire up on a Friday. According to the early Greeks, that's when a vampire is weakest. Take advantage of the day when vampires can't come out to play.
Pound iron stakes through his / her coffin and straight into the ground if you catch him / her at rest.
Bury his / her body under running water - vampires can't stand it.
Fire a silver bullet blessed by a priest into Vampire's heart.
Drive an aspen, ash or white thorn stake through Vampire's heart with a single blow if you want to make a lasting impression.
Pour holy water into Vampire's grave.
Thats all Now You Can kill Vampires
Look for a hole above a grave. Sometimes vampires have to dig their way out.
Scatter salt on the floor in the vampire's latest victim's room. Help the vampire lead you right to his or her tomb.
Use garlic, hawthorn branches, or a cross to trap your vampire in a corner. Protect yourself from revenge by making a cross of tar on your front door.
Dig the vampire up on a Friday. According to the early Greeks, that's when a vampire is weakest. Take advantage of the day when vampires can't come out to play.
Pound iron stakes through his / her coffin and straight into the ground if you catch him / her at rest.
Bury his / her body under running water - vampires can't stand it.
Fire a silver bullet blessed by a priest into Vampire's heart.
Drive an aspen, ash or white thorn stake through Vampire's heart with a single blow if you want to make a lasting impression.
Pour holy water into Vampire's grave.
Thats all Now You Can kill Vampires
Are Vampires Real? Physics Professor Drives Scientific Stake Into The Heart Of Supernatural Myths
Using Isaac Newton's Laws of Motion, Efthimiou demonstrates that ghosts would not be able to walk and pass through walls. Basic math disproves the legend of humans turning into vampires after they are bitten, Efthimiou explains, because the entire human population in 1600 would have been wiped out in less than three years.
Doomed by mathematics
"These popular myths make for a lot of Halloween fun and great movies with special effects, but they just don't hold up to the strict tests of science," Efthimiou said.
In movies such as "Ghost," starring Patrick Swayze and Demi Moore, ghosts often walk like humans, pass through walls and pick up objects. But that portrayal cannot be accurate, Efthimiou says. For ghosts to have the ability to walk like humans, they would need to put a force upon the floor, which would exert an equal and opposite force in return. But ghosts' ability to pass through walls and have humans walk right through them demonstrates that they cannot apply any force.
Movies such as "Blade," featuring Wesley Snipes, suggest that vampires feed on human blood and that once a human has been bitten, he or she turns into a vampire and begins feeding on other humans. To disprove the existence of vampires, Efthimiou relied on a basic math principle known as geometric progression.
Efthimiou supposed that the first vampire arrived Jan. 1, 1600, when the human population was 536,870,911. Assuming that the vampire fed once a month and the victim turned into a vampire, there would be two vampires and 536,870,910 humans on Feb. 1. There would be four vampires on March 1 and eight on April 1. If this trend continued, all of the original humans would become vampires within two and a half years and the vampires' food source would disappear.
Efthimiou did not take into consideration mortality rates, which would have increased the speed at which the human population would have been vanquished. And even factoring in a birth rate would not change the outcome.
"In the long run, humans cannot survive under these conditions, even if our population were doubling each month," Efthimiou said. "And doubling is clearly way beyond the human capacity of reproduction."
Efthimiou also provides a practical explanation for "voodoo zombiefication," which suggests that zombies "come about by a voodoo hex being placed by a sorcerer on one of his enemies." He reviewed the case of a Haitian adolescent who was pronounced dead by a local doctor after a week of dramatic convulsions.
After the boy was buried, he returned in an incoherent state, and Haitians pronounced that a sorcerer had raised him from the dead in the state of a zombie.
Science, however, has a less-supernatural explanation. A highly-toxic substance called tetrodotoxin is found in a breed of puffer fish native to Haitian waters. Contact with this substance generally results in a rapid death. However, in some cases, the right dose of the toxin will result in a state that mimics death and slows vital signs to a level that is unable to be measured. Eventually, the victim snaps out of the death-like coma and returns to his or her regular condition.
Scientific analysis has shown that oxygen deprivation is consistent with the boy's brain damage and his incoherent state.
"It would seem that zombiefication is nothing more than a skillful act of poisoning," Efthimiou said.
Article:Cinema Fiction vs Physics Reality: Ghosts, Vampires and Zombies, C.J. Efthimiou, S. Gandhi, Skeptical Inquirer v. 31, issue 4 (2007), p. 27
Using Isaac Newton's Laws of Motion, Efthimiou demonstrates that ghosts would not be able to walk and pass through walls. Basic math disproves the legend of humans turning into vampires after they are bitten, Efthimiou explains, because the entire human population in 1600 would have been wiped out in less than three years.
Doomed by mathematics
"These popular myths make for a lot of Halloween fun and great movies with special effects, but they just don't hold up to the strict tests of science," Efthimiou said.
In movies such as "Ghost," starring Patrick Swayze and Demi Moore, ghosts often walk like humans, pass through walls and pick up objects. But that portrayal cannot be accurate, Efthimiou says. For ghosts to have the ability to walk like humans, they would need to put a force upon the floor, which would exert an equal and opposite force in return. But ghosts' ability to pass through walls and have humans walk right through them demonstrates that they cannot apply any force.
Movies such as "Blade," featuring Wesley Snipes, suggest that vampires feed on human blood and that once a human has been bitten, he or she turns into a vampire and begins feeding on other humans. To disprove the existence of vampires, Efthimiou relied on a basic math principle known as geometric progression.
Efthimiou supposed that the first vampire arrived Jan. 1, 1600, when the human population was 536,870,911. Assuming that the vampire fed once a month and the victim turned into a vampire, there would be two vampires and 536,870,910 humans on Feb. 1. There would be four vampires on March 1 and eight on April 1. If this trend continued, all of the original humans would become vampires within two and a half years and the vampires' food source would disappear.
Efthimiou did not take into consideration mortality rates, which would have increased the speed at which the human population would have been vanquished. And even factoring in a birth rate would not change the outcome.
"In the long run, humans cannot survive under these conditions, even if our population were doubling each month," Efthimiou said. "And doubling is clearly way beyond the human capacity of reproduction."
Efthimiou also provides a practical explanation for "voodoo zombiefication," which suggests that zombies "come about by a voodoo hex being placed by a sorcerer on one of his enemies." He reviewed the case of a Haitian adolescent who was pronounced dead by a local doctor after a week of dramatic convulsions.
After the boy was buried, he returned in an incoherent state, and Haitians pronounced that a sorcerer had raised him from the dead in the state of a zombie.
Science, however, has a less-supernatural explanation. A highly-toxic substance called tetrodotoxin is found in a breed of puffer fish native to Haitian waters. Contact with this substance generally results in a rapid death. However, in some cases, the right dose of the toxin will result in a state that mimics death and slows vital signs to a level that is unable to be measured. Eventually, the victim snaps out of the death-like coma and returns to his or her regular condition.
Scientific analysis has shown that oxygen deprivation is consistent with the boy's brain damage and his incoherent state.
"It would seem that zombiefication is nothing more than a skillful act of poisoning," Efthimiou said.
Article:Cinema Fiction vs Physics Reality: Ghosts, Vampires and Zombies, C.J. Efthimiou, S. Gandhi, Skeptical Inquirer v. 31, issue 4 (2007), p. 27
Ok , the myth started from a livin person right ?
A real king right ?
U said so , not me
Oh dear i dont get you at all.
you talked about "psych vampires"
(and you took them as real vimpires too
)
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[COLOR=DarkOrchid]However, real vampires are a bit different. They do not really feed on blood or pick on people as their victims for feeding on their blood. They are just deficient in a kind of energy that they draw from people around them, using their heightened psychic abilities. They feed by drawing really small amounts of 'lifeforce' from individuals who are not deficient in this type of energy. '[/COLOR]and yet you ask for scientific stuff from me.
How to Kill a Vampire ?
Look for a hole above a grave. Sometimes vampires have to dig their way out.
Scatter salt on the floor in the vampire's latest victim's room. Help the vampire lead you right to his or her tomb.
Use garlic, hawthorn branches, or a cross to trap your vampire in a corner. Protect yourself from revenge by making a cross of tar on your front door.
Dig the vampire up on a Friday. According to the early Greeks, that's when a vampire is weakest. Take advantage of the day when vampires can't come out to play.
Pound iron stakes through his / her coffin and straight into the ground if you catch him / her at rest.
Bury his / her body under running water - vampires can't stand it.
Fire a silver bullet blessed by a priest into Vampire's heart.
Drive an aspen, ash or white thorn stake through Vampire's heart with a single blow if you want to make a lasting impression.
Pour holy water into Vampire's grave.
Thats all Now You Can kill Vampires
It shows how much u have been motivated to google urself all the way long, all this time.. Lol
And , at last , end of the day , u accepted the fact that there are vampires , that they r existing in the real world. Am I right ?
If em not really existing, how come they've found ways to kill VAMPIRES eh ??
I'm always using google to find info that I don't know ( Since I'm not have super brain I cant keep all the things on world in my brain
) , unfortunately my previous Ideas has neither connection with google nor any other website 
And , at last , end of the day , u accepted the fact that there are vampires , that they r existing in the real world. Am I right ?
If em not really existing, how come they've found ways to kill VAMPIRES eh ??
I'm hoping you are grow enough to understand that was a Joke
Oh dear i dont get you at all.
you talked about "psych vampires"
(and you took them as real vimpires too
which has neither scientific nor medical backingCode:[COLOR=DarkOrchid]However, real vampires are a bit different. They do not really feed on blood or pick on people as their victims for feeding on their blood. They are just deficient in a kind of energy that they draw from people around them, using their heightened psychic abilities. They feed by drawing really small amounts of 'lifeforce' from individuals who are not deficient in this type of energy. '[/COLOR]
and yet you ask for scientific stuff from me.
Example : U can drag the europian king here
I'm always using google to find info that I don't know ( Since I'm not have super brain I cant keep all the things on world in my brain
Its tru.. In Fact , i was googling myself for find answers for all ur questions above.. Lol
So no offenz !
Well , technically it considered as u acceptd the fact by posting such a joke here
Example : U can drag the europian king here
he never claimed himself as a vampire.(vampirism )
donegoggle it and read it.
i have fair challenge for you,this so called vampires(psyc),
can you ask one to demonstrate how they suck energy from others and make somebody weak and fall on the ground?
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he never claimed himself as a vampire.(vampirism )
goggle it and read it.
i have fair challenge for you,this so called vampires(psyc),
can you ask one to demonstrate how they suck energy from others and make somebody weak and fall on the ground?
he never claimed himself as a vampire.(vampirism )
goggle it and read it.
Uff.. how many times do i need to repeat the same thing eh ??
Like the king u mentioned
I repeat ,
i think there is like 50% chance that they exist but who has time to find out that while Lecturers sucking our BLOOD anyway warewolves are so cool than vampires nuf said
but who has time to find out that while Lecturers sucking our BLOOD anyway warewolves are so cool than vampires nuf said
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Its tru.. In Fact , i was googling myself for find answers for all ur questions above.. Lol
So no offenz !
Well , technically it considered as u acceptd the fact by posting such a joke here
Ok , here is my theory
Most of times I'm not posting Jokes about what I'm believing,
If I'm believing about vampires then that is not a joke , but I'm not believing them so that is a joke
example -:
This is one of my thread I posted in Elakiri Joke section
http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=284811 ( Why dogs are better than Girls )
But I like girls more than Dogs , so this a joke
If somebody likes dogs more than girls , then it is not a joke to that person
anyway this is a Good thread After long time in EK
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i think there is like 50% chance that they exist
LOL !
Uff.. how many times do i need to repeat the same thing eh ??
Like the king u mentioned
I repeat ,
seems like you are VERY interested about vampires eh
(pls tell me its not cz f that stupid Edward )
Ok , here is my theory
Most of times I'm not posting Jokes about what I'm believing,
If I'm believing about vampires then that is not a joke , but I'm not believing them so that is a joke
example -:
This is one of my thread I posted in Elakiri Joke section
http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=284811 ( Why dogs are better than Dogs )
But I like girls more than Dogs , so this a joke
If somebody likes dogs more than girls , then it is not a joke to that person
anyway this is a Good thread After long time in EK
Look at this guy will u.. Lol.. He has gone thru his old posts just to prove something unnecessary.. Well , i repeat , no offenz ! I wasnt serious either
LolHehe.. Fanku fanku ..
LOL !
seriously man
by any chance if Vampires exists we should introduced them to our beloved Lecturers xD buhahaha (6)Similar threads
