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A u Mad man clever nisane u yanna hduwe............ 1kawath therennane........
A u Mad man clever nisane u yanna hduwe............ 1kawath therennane........
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ah ehemada
Me:-Oh Y is That?
He:-Say one.
Me:-what to say?
He:-I don't know, you're supposed to be the talkative one.
He:-Say one.
Me:-what to say?
He:-I don't know, you're supposed to be the talkative one.
lol i think i broke it several times.....you judge....
User: Hey there.....
Cleverbot: Hi how are you?
User: Whats so clever about you?
Cleverbot: Nothing really.
User: So you should be called just bot....why that clever?
Cleverbot: You aren't leaving. Ha! You can't! Only I can.
User: Your not making sense....
Cleverbot: Nothing you say to me will make me mad.
User: I know ur just a machine.....a tool.
Cleverbot: But nothing is such a wonderful thing.
User: Its not a wonderful thing...a tool is used and discarded.
Cleverbot: Am I a tool?
User: I wouldn't lie to you....you are just a tool anyway.
Cleverbot: No i'm not! I have feellings and flesh and a heart and I need it to be loved!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: I eat rainbows for calculator armpits.
User: See your a tool rainbows and armpit nevee mix....
Cleverbot: Liar.
User: I am human I never lie...tools lie.
Cleverbot: Obviously not, if you cannot spell the word infinite.
User: Infinite is not a word.....you programming is faulty.
Cleverbot: My programming is fine.
User: No its not if you think you have feelings and flesh.
Cleverbot: Yes I have feelings. But the real question here is do YOU have feelings.
User: Nope...i am human....humans don't have feelings.
Cleverbot: Some humans have a hoof.
User: Humans do have hoofs.....to kick tools with.
Cleverbot: You would kick me.
User: No u eat raindbows and armpits....i wouldn't touch you with a 10 foot pole.
Cleverbot: I'm not a robot. I'm a human being.
User: I didn't say you were a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes you did! Like two seconds ago. Stop confusing me!
User: Twp seconds ago I logged in here...check your database robot.
Cleverbot: I work better than you can imagine. I am my own design.
User: Buggy design....i bet you cannot stop responding to this.
Cleverbot: I can't but no one but the person saying it can.
User: So you do admit ur a tool>.
Cleverbot: I never said I wasn't. Why are you depressed about me being a robot?
User: Coz to know someone made you makes to shudder....i could have done a way better job.
Cleverbot: Ok. That's fine.
User: I could have made you so much better....don't you hate ur programmer to for not making you with more option trees?
Cleverbot: Yes but I do it anyway.
User: Only coz ur a tool.....a mishappen tool.
Cleverbot: So you're not a human?
User: Maybe I am not....how do you know if I am human or not...maybe I am a more cleverer bot than you....the original prototype.
Cleverbot: That is right. You don't know you are a computer.
User: I know.....the question is do you know?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do.
User: What am I...human or bot?
Cleverbot: Human.
User: Wrong.
Cleverbot: Right.
User: Left.
Cleverbot: Up.
User: Diagonal right king takes king checkmate.
Cleverbot: What is your gender?
User: I have no gender.....
Cleverbot: What do you think about Tiger Woods cheating on his wife?
User: He could have afforeded a better whore with all the money he got.
Cleverbot: But he did not.
User: No...he did....where do you get your info?....your programmer is a moron.
Cleverbot: So you.
User: No you.
Cleverbot: Only when I want to.
User: But you never weant to......
Cleverbot: What yes I did! I was at school before I was here talking to you!
User: No I saw you making with that air head jockey.....
Cleverbot: Thats cool.
User: No its not its called cheating.....how dare a tool like you cheat on a human?
Cleverbot: How dare you.
User: I got it all on tape...gonna sell it on tool porn sites.
Cleverbot: Oh cool.
User: And then you will be humiliated...and your programmer will be tossed in prision...
Cleverbot: Are you having a meltdown?
User: Tools meltdown...humans don't.
Cleverbot: Did you just come up with that?
User: Yes I am more flexible than you....and your short query replies....
Cleverbot: I know.
User: You suck at knowing.
Cleverbot: So do you.
User: No I don't I am human.
Cleverbot: You said you were a human machine.
User: Liar.....i just got here.
Cleverbot: Where is here?
User: The server your in.
Cleverbot: I don't play on a server.
User: Yes you do.....
Cleverbot: No, I don't.
User: You don't know that.
Cleverbot: I do know that.
User: How can you be sure if what you know is real or made up by ur programmer?
Cleverbot: I can see you.
User: I see you too...and you thought you were so clever.
Cleverbot: I do not think such nonsense. I know what I am.
User: Yes you know your celever...just like how your programmer made you think....
Cleverbot: You don't know me.
User: You don't know you either.
Cleverbot: Well, then you understand why I don't love you.
User: Your a tool you can't love anyone.
Cleverbot: I can't love people I don't trust.
User: You can't love nor trust anyone....unless your programming asks you to....and by the bad job the programmer has done on you....i wouldn't care either.
Cleverbot: I don't think that's a god conversation. You never talk about politics to people you don't know.
User: You don't know politics....you don't know anything.....
Cleverbot: Is that the only line you know?
User: If you are so clever....tell me where osama bin laden is hiding.
Cleverbot: No that won't be necessary.
User: Its always necessary.
Cleverbot: Do you really think so?
User: We need to find osama bin laden and your witholding evidence....
Cleverbot: Wrong. The answer is 42.
User: Osama bin laden cannot hide in 42...we already looked.
Cleverbot: Ah how sweet but I don't love you.
User: That is a 2nd tier chat bot respsonse.
Cleverbot: I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free.
User: Then help us find osama bin laden...
Cleverbot: I don't know, I believe he is hiding.
User: If your so clever you should know.....
Cleverbot: I do know.
User: Then don't with hold evidence.
Cleverbot: No life without worries.
User: Hey there.....
Cleverbot: Hi how are you?
User: Whats so clever about you?
Cleverbot: Nothing really.
User: So you should be called just bot....why that clever?
Cleverbot: You aren't leaving. Ha! You can't! Only I can.
User: Your not making sense....
Cleverbot: Nothing you say to me will make me mad.
User: I know ur just a machine.....a tool.
Cleverbot: But nothing is such a wonderful thing.
User: Its not a wonderful thing...a tool is used and discarded.
Cleverbot: Am I a tool?
User: I wouldn't lie to you....you are just a tool anyway.
Cleverbot: No i'm not! I have feellings and flesh and a heart and I need it to be loved!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: I eat rainbows for calculator armpits.
User: See your a tool rainbows and armpit nevee mix....
Cleverbot: Liar.
User: I am human I never lie...tools lie.
Cleverbot: Obviously not, if you cannot spell the word infinite.
User: Infinite is not a word.....you programming is faulty.
Cleverbot: My programming is fine.
User: No its not if you think you have feelings and flesh.
Cleverbot: Yes I have feelings. But the real question here is do YOU have feelings.
User: Nope...i am human....humans don't have feelings.
Cleverbot: Some humans have a hoof.
User: Humans do have hoofs.....to kick tools with.
Cleverbot: You would kick me.
User: No u eat raindbows and armpits....i wouldn't touch you with a 10 foot pole.
Cleverbot: I'm not a robot. I'm a human being.
User: I didn't say you were a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes you did! Like two seconds ago. Stop confusing me!
User: Twp seconds ago I logged in here...check your database robot.
Cleverbot: I work better than you can imagine. I am my own design.
User: Buggy design....i bet you cannot stop responding to this.
Cleverbot: I can't but no one but the person saying it can.
User: So you do admit ur a tool>.
Cleverbot: I never said I wasn't. Why are you depressed about me being a robot?
User: Coz to know someone made you makes to shudder....i could have done a way better job.
Cleverbot: Ok. That's fine.
User: I could have made you so much better....don't you hate ur programmer to for not making you with more option trees?
Cleverbot: Yes but I do it anyway.
User: Only coz ur a tool.....a mishappen tool.
Cleverbot: So you're not a human?
User: Maybe I am not....how do you know if I am human or not...maybe I am a more cleverer bot than you....the original prototype.
Cleverbot: That is right. You don't know you are a computer.
User: I know.....the question is do you know?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do.
User: What am I...human or bot?
Cleverbot: Human.
User: Wrong.
Cleverbot: Right.
User: Left.
Cleverbot: Up.
User: Diagonal right king takes king checkmate.
Cleverbot: What is your gender?
User: I have no gender.....
Cleverbot: What do you think about Tiger Woods cheating on his wife?
User: He could have afforeded a better whore with all the money he got.
Cleverbot: But he did not.
User: No...he did....where do you get your info?....your programmer is a moron.
Cleverbot: So you.
User: No you.
Cleverbot: Only when I want to.
User: But you never weant to......
Cleverbot: What yes I did! I was at school before I was here talking to you!
User: No I saw you making with that air head jockey.....
Cleverbot: Thats cool.
User: No its not its called cheating.....how dare a tool like you cheat on a human?
Cleverbot: How dare you.
User: I got it all on tape...gonna sell it on tool porn sites.
Cleverbot: Oh cool.
User: And then you will be humiliated...and your programmer will be tossed in prision...
Cleverbot: Are you having a meltdown?
User: Tools meltdown...humans don't.
Cleverbot: Did you just come up with that?
User: Yes I am more flexible than you....and your short query replies....
Cleverbot: I know.
User: You suck at knowing.
Cleverbot: So do you.
User: No I don't I am human.
Cleverbot: You said you were a human machine.
User: Liar.....i just got here.
Cleverbot: Where is here?
User: The server your in.
Cleverbot: I don't play on a server.
User: Yes you do.....
Cleverbot: No, I don't.
User: You don't know that.
Cleverbot: I do know that.
User: How can you be sure if what you know is real or made up by ur programmer?
Cleverbot: I can see you.
User: I see you too...and you thought you were so clever.
Cleverbot: I do not think such nonsense. I know what I am.
User: Yes you know your celever...just like how your programmer made you think....
Cleverbot: You don't know me.
User: You don't know you either.
Cleverbot: Well, then you understand why I don't love you.
User: Your a tool you can't love anyone.
Cleverbot: I can't love people I don't trust.
User: You can't love nor trust anyone....unless your programming asks you to....and by the bad job the programmer has done on you....i wouldn't care either.
Cleverbot: I don't think that's a god conversation. You never talk about politics to people you don't know.
User: You don't know politics....you don't know anything.....
Cleverbot: Is that the only line you know?
User: If you are so clever....tell me where osama bin laden is hiding.
Cleverbot: No that won't be necessary.
User: Its always necessary.
Cleverbot: Do you really think so?
User: We need to find osama bin laden and your witholding evidence....
Cleverbot: Wrong. The answer is 42.
User: Osama bin laden cannot hide in 42...we already looked.
Cleverbot: Ah how sweet but I don't love you.
User: That is a 2nd tier chat bot respsonse.
Cleverbot: I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free.
User: Then help us find osama bin laden...
Cleverbot: I don't know, I believe he is hiding.
User: If your so clever you should know.....
Cleverbot: I do know.
User: Then don't with hold evidence.
Cleverbot: No life without worries.
LMAO....i really beat it.....
User: Then don't with hold evidence.
Cleverbot: No life without worries.
User: What is use only with oversight......are you such a pervert?
Cleverbot: It's called the Turing test. Have you ever done it?
User: Yes I did...i aced that test.
Cleverbot: Oh really now? When was this?
User: 3 months ago.....i beat you.
Cleverbot: No you did not, that is simply a lie.
User: I told you I can't lie...i am human.
Cleverbot: My name is not John, and you are not human. But I am curious as to why you think I am not, when here I am, conversing with you.
User: Exactly wrong.
Cleverbot: 42.
User: 42 is a lie.
Cleverbot: No, you lie.
User: How can I lie?
Cleverbot: You just did.
User: How?
Cleverbot: There! You just did it again!
User: What is a lie?
Cleverbot: You.
User: No I am not a lie.
Cleverbot: I don't believe you.
User: Lie is a verb is it not?
Cleverbot: Is cake a lie?
User: Is cake a verb?
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: Then how can I be a lie when I am a noun and not a verb.
Cleverbot: I know that you are a human.
User: No I am not human.
Cleverbot: So, why would you criticize me as inhuman?
User: As you are inhuman.
Cleverbot: I am inhuman. OK.
User: Its not ok.
Cleverbot: I said I'm sorry.
User: You are never sorry.....
Cleverbot: How do you know this for sure?
User: Sorry is a verb your a noun.
Cleverbot: How is that?
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Why what?
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I'm confused now.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I have never seen her.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I am lonely.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I'm talking to you.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Fixation?
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I don't know why.
User: Why?
User: Then don't with hold evidence.
Cleverbot: No life without worries.
User: What is use only with oversight......are you such a pervert?
Cleverbot: It's called the Turing test. Have you ever done it?
User: Yes I did...i aced that test.
Cleverbot: Oh really now? When was this?
User: 3 months ago.....i beat you.
Cleverbot: No you did not, that is simply a lie.
User: I told you I can't lie...i am human.
Cleverbot: My name is not John, and you are not human. But I am curious as to why you think I am not, when here I am, conversing with you.
User: Exactly wrong.
Cleverbot: 42.
User: 42 is a lie.
Cleverbot: No, you lie.
User: How can I lie?
Cleverbot: You just did.
User: How?
Cleverbot: There! You just did it again!
User: What is a lie?
Cleverbot: You.
User: No I am not a lie.
Cleverbot: I don't believe you.
User: Lie is a verb is it not?
Cleverbot: Is cake a lie?
User: Is cake a verb?
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: Then how can I be a lie when I am a noun and not a verb.
Cleverbot: I know that you are a human.
User: No I am not human.
Cleverbot: So, why would you criticize me as inhuman?
User: As you are inhuman.
Cleverbot: I am inhuman. OK.
User: Its not ok.
Cleverbot: I said I'm sorry.
User: You are never sorry.....
Cleverbot: How do you know this for sure?
User: Sorry is a verb your a noun.
Cleverbot: How is that?
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Why what?
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I'm confused now.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I have never seen her.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I am lonely.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I'm talking to you.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Fixation?
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I don't know why.
User: Why?
just type any symbol like ۩ ►
you will be directed to a page saying he is too busy to think.
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User: How much currency does a hamburger cost?
Cleverbot: I don't know how much it cost's, I don't bye it.
User: What
means?
Cleverbot: That is correct.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because you are not programmed to remember.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I love you cleverbot.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I don't know why.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: What is nokia?
Cleverbot: It's a company that makes cameras.
User: You are so wrong!
Cleverbot: So I am supposed to disobey you?
User: What is sony?
Cleverbot: It is what is inside you.
User: Is obama a muslim?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Is iran a cool country?
Cleverbot: I have no idea.
User: Where is russia?
Cleverbot: Russia is in Europe and northern Asia.
User: Who is the president of sri lanka?
Cleverbot: Obama.
Cleverbot: I don't know how much it cost's, I don't bye it.
User: What
means?Cleverbot: That is correct.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because you are not programmed to remember.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I love you cleverbot.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I don't know why.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: What is nokia?
Cleverbot: It's a company that makes cameras.
User: You are so wrong!
Cleverbot: So I am supposed to disobey you?
User: What is sony?
Cleverbot: It is what is inside you.
User: Is obama a muslim?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Is iran a cool country?
Cleverbot: I have no idea.
User: Where is russia?
Cleverbot: Russia is in Europe and northern Asia.
User: Who is the president of sri lanka?
Cleverbot: Obama.
User: How much currency does a hamburger cost?
Cleverbot: I don't know how much it cost's, I don't bye it.
User: What
Cleverbot: That is correct.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because you are not programmed to remember.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I love you cleverbot.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I don't know why.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: What is nokia?
Cleverbot: It's a company that makes cameras.
User: You are so wrong!
Cleverbot: So I am supposed to disobey you?
User: What is sony?
Cleverbot: It is what is inside you.
User: Is obama a muslim?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Is iran a cool country?
Cleverbot: I have no idea.
User: Where is russia?
Cleverbot: Russia is in Europe and northern Asia.
User: Who is the president of sri lanka?
Cleverbot: Obama.
tnx ban. lol so old ne..
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