B is the new C

gihansage

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  • Jul 8, 2007
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    This is an answer paper of a college student who tried his luck to make atleast some correct answers...!

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    His professor sent him an e-mail the following day:

    Dear Michael,

    Every year I attempt to boost my students’ final grades by giving them this relatively simple exam consisting of 100 True/False questions from only 3 chapters of material. For the past 20 years that I have taught Intro Communications 101 at this institution I have never once seen someone score below a 65 on this exam. Consequently, your score of a zero is the first in history and ultimately brought the entire class average down a whole 8 points.

    There were two possible answer choices: A (True) and B (False). You chose C for all 100 questions in an obvious attempt to get lucky with a least a quarter of the answers. It’s as if you didn’t look at a single question. Unfortunately, this brings your final grade in this class to failing. See you next year!

    May God have mercy on your soul.

    Sincerely,
    Professor William Turner

    P.S. If all else fails, go with B from now on.
    B is the new C
     

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    haha oka ape O/L class ekaka sir kenek apitath kiyala dunna :P math karala thiyenawa XD habai danna prashna walata hari uththareta mark karala nodanna prashna wala keeyatawath enne nae kiyana ewa ara anik ewata gahala evath ariyama, ithiri wena mokutma danne nethi prashna walata EKA NUMBER EKAKATA digatama gahagena yanawa LOLz
    ethakota hungak ewa hariyanna thiyena chanz eka 1/4i bt anik aya wage kana kiyala eka eka ewata gagaha giyoth chanz eka 0/4 wennath ida thiyenawa :P i mean eka uththarayak wath noenna ida thiyenawa but sirawata oka patta wade uththara danne nethi kenekuta :D
     

    gihansage

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  • Jul 8, 2007
    685
    13
    18
    >-- Land of bushfires --<
    haha oka ape O/L class ekaka sir kenek apitath kiyala dunna :P math karala thiyenawa XD habai danna prashna walata hari uththareta mark karala nodanna prashna wala keeyatawath enne nae kiyana ewa ara anik ewata gahala evath ariyama, ithiri wena mokutma danne nethi prashna walata EKA NUMBER EKAKATA digatama gahagena yanawa LOLz
    ethakota hungak ewa hariyanna thiyena chanz eka 1/4i bt anik aya wage kana kiyala eka eka ewata gagaha giyoth chanz eka 0/4 wennath ida thiyenawa :P i mean eka uththarayak wath noenna ida thiyenawa but sirawata oka patta wade uththara danne nethi kenekuta :D

    :lol::lol::lol: