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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Y2K" data-source="post: 2624935" data-attributes="member: 35049">String Theory is a very, very vast and complex subject, and only monks who spend their whole life on it can reach the mysteries of knots, which lies beyond the Tao.There are seven initiation steps :    * The Shoelace Knot step, being the first one, is the easiest, but yet requires amazing concentration, and monks have to spend years studying the Force to properly master the stunning Bunny-ears maneuver.    * The second step, the boating knots step, is far more difficult than the first one, and young apprentices (known as padawans) have to spend several years sailing until they can walk on water, to master this complex and subtle subject.    * The third step lies in the deep, black and silent pools of the cavernous Quantum Physics : monks have to spend up to three years in a special room, called the University, to reach a level of interior peace high enough to perceive the mysteries of the Tao.    * The other steps are mind elevation steps through the contemplation of the Tao and mastering of the Force. One these steps finished, the Knots Masters can master their body and their mind, and gain supernatural powers, like ubiquity, through a space-time continuum rupture or levitation through a shifting of their Karma in the 27th dimension and a displacement of their Ka in the 13th along the lines of force of the Spiritual Whole God, or cast powerful spells, like Cowation, or even reach the Nirvana and bring back powerful artifacts, like a Blade +3 of Roses, or even a monk-only Carshemir + 5 which can invoke magical Guinea Pigs.In fact, the ultimate goal of the String Theory is to deviate photons using the dimensions 4 to 37.17 (the space-time having a fractal shape, this is not a problem). Once this trouser deviation is perfected, one of the monks studying the field hopes to unknot a pantie or two.Masterful use of string theory can lead to the mastery of all variety of master uses!</blockquote>

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