BEST JOKE IN BRITAIN(Awarded)

gayankuwait

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    A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.​

    As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.​

    Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."​

    The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your PearlHarbour, it was the Japanese".​

    "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied
    Spielberg.​

    In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."​

    Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."​

    The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."​
     
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    rajitha_ks

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  • Jan 13, 2009
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    :lol:

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to gayankuwait again.

    (will add rep later)
     

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