Reply to thread

Message: <blockquote data-quote="Nash_Node" data-source="post: 2142107" data-attributes="member: 91200">PLEASE NOTE !ABSOLUTE PUN TO THE LAST FULLSTOP.NOTHING SERIOUSE ! JUST FOR THE "HELL" OF IT.READ AND LAUGH YOUR ASSES OUT<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> Burghers demand Lansi Ealam 'We write on behalf of the Lanseelam Association ofAustralia Inc., a body which as recently formed for the purpose ofdefending the rights of Burghers in Sri Lanka.For long, we Burghers have suffered in silence and watched with risingindignation the gradual erosion of our rights and privileges in theland of our birth.From the position of total supremacy which our forefathers formerlyenjoyed, we are now being reduced to voices crying in the wilderness.Not only have we been stripped of our high social position, but eveneconomically and politically, we have degenerated into an oppressedand downtrodden community.We therefore feel justified in staking our own claim to a section ofSri Lanka stretching from Galle Face Green to the Bambalapitiya Flats.This territory will be designated Lansi Eelam and will comprise a safehaven for those of us whose culture has been threatened withextinction.The message that spells out what this is all about:- English will be the state language and medium of education in Lansi Eelam.- A certain measure of social intercourse with the natives willnaturally be permitted but legislation will be introduced to preventover-familiarity.- Severe penalties will apply for especially serious offences such asthe contamination of old Dutch Burgher recipes. Such penalties willinclude that dreaded torment:O Deprivation of liberty and lamprais for 20 years.- Dutch will be our second language and will constitute the linguafranca of the new Parliament shortly to be set up within the hallowedprecincts of a new Burgher Recreation Club [BRC] headquartered atWolfendaal.Proposed actions:We have sent urgent communiquès to our fellow Burghers scatteredthroughout the world informing them of this venture and solicitingtheir support. On the 400th Anniversary of the arrival of the Dutch inCeylon [2012] we estimate that 50,000 Burgher loyalists here in afterto be known as the Wolves of Wolfendaal, will land in Sri Lanka atBentot and Hambantot and march in a glorious struggle for freedom andLansi Eelam. Those who have eked out a miserable existence in lands whereBreudhers never rose and love cakes never set, where hearts ached forthe smell of Kehel Kola to wrap their lamprais,And the powerful aroma of Poffertjis at the tiffin table -All these will now come into their own again. The Burghers will returnen masse to claim the Lansi heritage of yore, ready to die in theattempt. Summoning up their ancient Dutch courage, they will marchforward relentlessly - Lansi Kakula, nikan kakula, Lansi kakula, nikankakula - from Galle to Kernigalle, from Cockeye-Kade palliya toNewreliya, gthering the support of their long-suffering kinsmen enRoute.We therefore give you prior notice of our intentions and, in addition,request you to solicit the support of the local Burgher community inthis most worthy cause. As you are aware we always prefer to utilisepeaceful democratic methods in the pursuit of our legitimateaspirations. If these fail, however, we will be compelled to cannonadeColombo with stale breudhers, an offensive that will spread panic.This offensive will be followed by Dhadiya Daapu Bunnis to ensurecertain victory. The Liberation Wolves of Wolvendaal will march underthe Sapaththu Kodiya.Long Live Lansi Eelam !Yours sincerelySuzie CockroachGeneral SecretaryLansi Eelam Association of Australia, Inc.</blockquote>

Verification: Hathara warak wissa keeyada? (Hathara wadi karanna 20)

Top Bottom