Car names explained
* Audi
o Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
* BMW
o Big Money Works
o Bought My Wife
o Brutal Money Waster
o Bimbette Motor Weapon
o Break My Window
* Buick
o Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
* Chevrolet
o Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
o Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
o Cheap Heap, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
o Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
* Dodge
o Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
o Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere
o Dead or Dying Gas Eater
o Dear Old Dad's Geriatric Express
* Fiat
o Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
o Fix It All the Time
o Fix it again, Tony!
* Ford
o First On Recall Day
o First On Race Day
o First On Rust and Deterioration
o Fix Or Repair Daily
o Found On Road, Dead
o Fault Of R&D
o Fast Only Rolling Downhill
o Features O.J. and Ron's DNA
o Found On Russian Dump
* GM
o General Maintenance
o Great Mistake
* GMC
o Garage Man's Companion
o Got A Mechanic Coming?
* Honda
o Had One Never Did Again
* Hyundai
o Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive
* Mazda
o Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
* Oldsmobile
o Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everywhere
o Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
* Pinto
o Put In New Transmission Often
* Pontiac
o Poor Old Neanderthal Thinks It's A Cadillac
* Saab
o Send Another Automobile Back
o Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
o Sorry Arsed Auto Builders
* Toyota
o Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
* Volvo
o Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
o Vehicles Of Low Velocity Owners
* VW
o Virtually Worthless
* Audi
o Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
* BMW
o Big Money Works
o Bought My Wife
o Brutal Money Waster
o Bimbette Motor Weapon
o Break My Window
* Buick
o Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
* Chevrolet
o Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
o Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
o Cheap Heap, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
o Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
* Dodge
o Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
o Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere
o Dead or Dying Gas Eater
o Dear Old Dad's Geriatric Express
* Fiat
o Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
o Fix It All the Time
o Fix it again, Tony!
* Ford
o First On Recall Day
o First On Race Day
o First On Rust and Deterioration
o Fix Or Repair Daily
o Found On Road, Dead
o Fault Of R&D
o Fast Only Rolling Downhill
o Features O.J. and Ron's DNA
o Found On Russian Dump
* GM
o General Maintenance
o Great Mistake
* GMC
o Garage Man's Companion
o Got A Mechanic Coming?
* Honda
o Had One Never Did Again
* Hyundai
o Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive
* Mazda
o Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
* Oldsmobile
o Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everywhere
o Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
* Pinto
o Put In New Transmission Often
* Pontiac
o Poor Old Neanderthal Thinks It's A Cadillac
* Saab
o Send Another Automobile Back
o Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
o Sorry Arsed Auto Builders
* Toyota
o Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
* Volvo
o Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
o Vehicles Of Low Velocity Owners
* VW
o Virtually Worthless
