Car names explained

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    Car names explained

    * Audi
    o Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

    * BMW
    o Big Money Works
    o Bought My Wife
    o Brutal Money Waster
    o Bimbette Motor Weapon
    o Break My Window

    * Buick
    o Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

    * Chevrolet

    o Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
    o Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
    o Cheap Heap, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
    o Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology

    * Dodge
    o Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
    o Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere
    o Dead or Dying Gas Eater
    o Dear Old Dad's Geriatric Express

    * Fiat
    o Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
    o Fix It All the Time
    o Fix it again, Tony!

    * Ford
    o First On Recall Day
    o First On Race Day
    o First On Rust and Deterioration
    o Fix Or Repair Daily
    o Found On Road, Dead
    o Fault Of R&D
    o Fast Only Rolling Downhill
    o Features O.J. and Ron's DNA
    o Found On Russian Dump

    * GM
    o General Maintenance
    o Great Mistake

    * GMC
    o Garage Man's Companion
    o Got A Mechanic Coming?

    * Honda
    o Had One Never Did Again

    * Hyundai
    o Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive

    * Mazda

    o Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

    * Oldsmobile
    o Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everywhere
    o Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

    * Pinto
    o Put In New Transmission Often

    * Pontiac
    o Poor Old Neanderthal Thinks It's A Cadillac

    * Saab
    o Send Another Automobile Back
    o Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
    o Sorry Arsed Auto Builders

    * Toyota
    o Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

    * Volvo
    o Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
    o Vehicles Of Low Velocity Owners

    * VW
    o Virtually Worthless
     
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