Chemistry of girls
symbol : miss
atomic weight : highly variable
Physical properties
1 boils very rapidly
2 freeze very quickly
3 melts quickly on receiving gifts
Chemical properties
1 very active and highly reactive
2 posses great affinity for gold, silver & other costly items
3 violent reactions if made to wait & left alone
4 turns red when placed besides better looking specimen of
same species
Other properties
1 stained or over-stained with powder, lipstick & all other
cosmetics
2 never ages beyond sweet 16
3 cries instantaneously
Uses
1 a fast medium of spreading top secrets
2 best income or pocket money reducing agent
Caution
1 highly explosive
2 handle with care & at ur own risk
