Cold Balls!!! (explicit content)

[@119]

Ladies discussing their sex life...!!!

Mrs Butler, "I notice that when I go down on Butler and give a blowjob his balls are always cold."

Mrs Anderson, "Mr Anderson's balls are cold too, when I give Blowjob."

Mrs Taylor is shocked, "How can you both do such thing, It is disgusting."

Both explain to Mrs Taylor that a blowjob is the best way in getting him to buy Jewellery.

Mrs. Taylor agrees and says, "I will try tonight."

Next Day... both are shocked to see Mrs Taylor's face bruised and beaten black and blue.

"What Happened" they asked...?? Mrs. Taylor, "Mr. Taylor did this." Ladies, "But why ???" Mrs Taylor, "I don't know, I was giving blowjob and all I said was... 'Hey your balls are also cold like Mr. Butler and Mr. Anderson!!!'"

 

[mysterious boy]

++++

 

[@119]

​

++++

5+ back

 

[@119]

Virginity is like a Balloon, one prick and it's gone for ever!

Sex is like a pack of Chips, once you start, you can't stop!

An Exam paper is like a Dick, when it's hard... people get fucked!

Education is like hiring a prostitute, it needs both your money and your hardwork!

Success is like masturbating, only your own hand can let you achieve it!

Life without friends is like Boobs without Nipples. IT'S POINTLESS !

Fuck a woman and she Loves you. Love a woman when she Fucks you.

MBBS Final Exam question paper: Fill in the blanks. If a woman faints, we must first check her pu_s_. Only few students who wrote: 'Pulse' passed.

The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls. They are sentenced to Hang Till Death!

Boy: How much Calcium is there in women's BREASTS?
Girl: It Enough to help a Man's 'Boneless Thing' stand up.

Give an example of Total Business Failure due to Negligence.
A Pregnant Prostitute.

If Necessity is the Mother of Invention, then frustration is the Father of Masturbation!

If your Boss says: Nothing is Impossible ask him to wear condom after sex!

So basically life is PORNOGRAPHY

 

[බණ්ඩාර නිළමෙ]

Virginity is like a Balloon, one prick and it's gone for ever!

Sex is like a pack of Chips, once you start, you can't stop!

An Exam paper is like a Dick, when it's hard... people get fucked!

Education is like hiring a prostitute, it needs both your money and your hardwork!

Success is like masturbating, only your own hand can let you achieve it!

Life without friends is like Boobs without Nipples. IT'S POINTLESS !

Fuck a woman and she Loves you. Love a woman when she Fucks you.

MBBS Final Exam question paper: Fill in the blanks. If a woman faints, we must first check her pu_s_. Only few students who wrote: 'Pulse' passed.

The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls. They are sentenced to Hang Till Death!

Boy: How much Calcium is there in women's BREASTS?
Girl: It Enough to help a Man's 'Boneless Thing' stand up.

Give an example of Total Business Failure due to Negligence.
A Pregnant Prostitute.

If Necessity is the Mother of Invention, then frustration is the Father of Masturbation!

If your Boss says: Nothing is Impossible ask him to wear condom after sex!

So basically life is PORNOGRAPHY

 

[Rovin]

 

[sakila kavindu]

patta machan rep++

 

[soona]

If your Boss says: Nothing is Impossible ask him to wear condom after sex!

 

[@119]

patta machan rep++

If your Boss says: Nothing is Impossible ask him to wear condom after sex!

 

[smother]

lol

 

[Miami-Vice]

+

 

[Sheenmax]

LOL
Rep++​

 

[Lewke]

TFS. +Rep

 

[Hasistranger]

Supiri

 

[Pink panther]

 

[@119]

lol

+

LOL
Rep++​

TFS. +Rep

Supiri

 

[asylum]

+Rep.

 

[blue_in_rio]

patta yako

 

[kash123]

lol

 

[Real Slim Shady]

Rep++