comedy!

paalugama · Apr 9, 2010

[FONT=&quot]Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to [/FONT] [FONT=&quot]know current bill status
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL

[/FONT] [FONT=&quot]Sardar: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Sardar: I told I Love her, but [/FONT] [FONT=&quot]but she said her chappals are new

[/FONT] [FONT=&quot]Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Sardar: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer![/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Sardar: ZEBRA
[/FONT] [FONT=&quot]Teacher: How?
Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir

[/FONT] [FONT=&quot]Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: “Bombay ... Bombay”
Air hostess said: “B silent”[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Sardar: Ok.. Ombay. Ombay[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Teacher: “What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?”[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Sardar: “All are born on government holidays...![/FONT]

(repost nam sorry)