A guy goes into the confession box after years of being away from the Church.He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits down.
There's a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best wine, Guinness on tap, cigars and liquor chocolates nearby, and on the wall a fine photographic display of buxom ladies, who appear to have mislaid their garments.
He hears a priest come in:
"Father, forgive me for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, and I must admit that the confession box is much more inviting than it used to be".
The priest replies, "Get out, you idiot. You're on my side".
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