Sonic Nausea
Sonic Nausea is a small electronic device which can really turn one's stomach. It generates a unique combination of ultra-high frequency soundwaves which soon leads most in its vicinity to queasiness. It can also cause headaches, intense irritation, sweating, imbalance, nausea, or even vomiting. Hiding this device in your inconsiderate neighbor's house might put an end to their late-night parties. The abusive bureaucrat's office, the executive lunchroom... the possibilities are endless for that small portion of inventive payback. The unique soundwave characteristics make directional source determination difficult. Powered by one 9-volt battery (not included). For extended run time six AA batteries in a battery pack with transistor clips (available from most electronics stores) can be used instead. Use with extreme discretion
Super Sonic Nausea
Super Sonic Nausea is a unique high-pressure acoustical generating device which provides a substantial capability to disrupt and disperse gatherings. Speeches, demonstrations, crowd dynamics, etc. - this device has been used to "influence" more of these than you might expect. Deployed near the podium, you might just have a case of an increasingly un-impressive speaker with diminished sharpness and lacking concentration, or perhaps is even unable to complete his presentation. Or, loitering youths on your property might be enticed to move along with no confrontations necessary
This is the rarely-available government model that the popular commercial product Sonic Nausea was based on. It provides substantially higher sound-pressure levels, more directionality, increased projection, on-off switch, and blue LED status indicator. This latest updated version, manufactured by DSG Laboratories, meets the new 2009 specifications. Very limited quantities are currently available for commercial sale. Powered by two 9-volt batteries (not included). Size: 6.7" x 3.4" x 4.0". Use only with extreme discretion and in a lawful manner
HTML HEAD sterling silver earrings
Make sure you don't walk around without a properly formatted Head. While we cannot ensure that Google will properly index the contents of your brain, these earrings could help. Be W3C verified. Always close your tags!
Sterling silver earrings engraved with "<HEAD>" on one and "</HEAD>" on the other. They measure roughly 1/2" wide and 27/64" high, with an overall length of 1" including the ear wire
Alien UFO Detector Strap
Find them before they find you. This handy little contraption boasts the ability to detect extraterrestrial beings and give you sufficient warning beforehand. Of course, since you expect to run into aliens and robots everyday, this oddball is a must-have
Weird Thumb USB Drive
How would you like to see a real live thumb sticking out of your laptop? A gadget for the gore geeks. It makes one wonder how far the human imagination will go to create the weirdest USB flash drive possible
The Black Screen Watch
This is the watch with a sleek, featureless ebon face that displays the time and date in digital format using LEDs only when its button is pressed, returning to a jet black screen when the button is released. The red LED numbers are 1/2" high and easily stand out against the black face for easy timekeeping in dark conditions. The 1 1/4" W x 1 3/4" H LCD screen is protected by a brushed stainless steel case and a mineral crystal face. The stainless steel caseback resists bumps and scratches, retaining its luster in all weathers. Water-resistant down to 165'. The rubber strap is secured to wrists up to 8 3/4" in diameter using springbars and a folded steel clasp. Includes CR2032 battery. (3 3/4 oz)
Moneual 701 Jewelry Ultra Luxurious PC
While most people with $30,000 to spare would use to to purchase a car, stash it away for a rainy day or even place a downpayment on a second home, a few rich geeks might contemplate on purchasing a $30,000 luxury multimedia computer known as 701 Jewelry. This piece of machinery is adorned with gold, brass and Swarovski Signature Jewelry, and comes with a 7" touchscreen display. Underneath the luxurious exterior you will find full HD video playback supported in addition to an Intel Core 2 Duo processor and Windows Vista OS. Who do you think will pick up something like this to adorn their home?
LTB Illuminated Sink
An illuminated, wall-mounted, polyethylene sink. Available with internal multicolored, programmable LED light unit, or with a regular light fitting
Includes wall-mounting set, halogen (or LED multichromatic, programmable) light unit & transformer. Faucet, waste set sold separately
Also available without lighting
Mobile Visor
The perfect lid for your BlackBerry and a great solution for those times when it’s difficult to see your BlackBerry screen due to glare from the sun or bright lights
The Mobile Visor provides privacy by blocking others from viewing your screen. This must have BlackBerry accessory stores flat when not in use and is approximately the same size as a credit card. Quickly attaches and removes with a universal elastic band
Get the most out of your BlackBerry by getting your Mobile Visor today
Urban McHugly
Urban McHugly is a real old crony − as soon as your iPhone rings, his Swarovski crystal eyes shine thanks to LED lights.
Like a real friend he always gives you a hand in holding your iPhone, cleaning the display and being prepared for any call
Super Sonic Nausea
This is the rarely-available government model that the popular commercial product Sonic Nausea was based on. It provides substantially higher sound-pressure levels, more directionality, increased projection, on-off switch, and blue LED status indicator. This latest updated version, manufactured by DSG Laboratories, meets the new 2009 specifications. Very limited quantities are currently available for commercial sale. Powered by two 9-volt batteries (not included). Size: 6.7" x 3.4" x 4.0". Use only with extreme discretion and in a lawful manner
HTML HEAD sterling silver earrings
Sterling silver earrings engraved with "<HEAD>" on one and "</HEAD>" on the other. They measure roughly 1/2" wide and 27/64" high, with an overall length of 1" including the ear wire
Alien UFO Detector Strap
Weird Thumb USB Drive
The Black Screen Watch
Moneual 701 Jewelry Ultra Luxurious PC
LTB Illuminated Sink
Includes wall-mounting set, halogen (or LED multichromatic, programmable) light unit & transformer. Faucet, waste set sold separately
Also available without lighting
Mobile Visor
The Mobile Visor provides privacy by blocking others from viewing your screen. This must have BlackBerry accessory stores flat when not in use and is approximately the same size as a credit card. Quickly attaches and removes with a universal elastic band
Get the most out of your BlackBerry by getting your Mobile Visor today
Urban McHugly
Like a real friend he always gives you a hand in holding your iPhone, cleaning the display and being prepared for any call
