Cool Jokes...

[2009]

[FONT=times new roman,new york,times,serif]Police arrested a drunkard & askd: Where r u going?

Man: I'm going 2 listen lecture on ill effects of drinking.

Cop: Who'll lecture at midnight ?

Man: My wife...
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Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.

After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll
kill u.
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What's the biggest pressure for Pak captain when Pak needs 1 run to win
in 8 ovrs, with 5 wickets in hand?

Ya Allah! How to speak English in presentation ceremony?
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Q: Why do women live longer than men?

A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
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Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles?
He's now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the
crocodiles.
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Wats the diff between Complete & Finished?

If you find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished.
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So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a
building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow and sure!
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Two men r talking. 1st: I got married coz I was tired of eating out,
cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes.

2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons
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Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what
will you pay me?

Husband: I won't have to pay you, you'll get my entire insurance amount
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[Wolverine GTR]

Hmmmmmm Thanxxxxxxx

 

[coolgayathra]

thanksssssssssss

 

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[jeffhardy]

ela ela

 

[marley]

ela ela......

 

[Diego97]

ela ela pattaaa mcn

 

[lasith]

elazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....

 

[keveen]

Pattaaaaaaaaaa

 

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