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<blockquote data-quote="HRA" data-source="post: 5305296" data-attributes="member: 6136"><p>MackTrucker2000: Hey there sexy.</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Do I know you?</p><p>MackTrucker2000: Not yet but you should want to.</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Really?</p><p>MackTrucker2000: Yah</p><p>MackTrucker2000: Let's chat.</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: About what?</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: What do you want to chat about?</p><p>MackTrucker2000: Let's talk about you</p><p>MackTrucker2000: what are you wearing right now sugar?</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Hold on for a minute.</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: ok?</p><p>MackTrucker2000: k</p><p>MackTrucker2000: What are you doing</p><p>MackTrucker2000: heloo. U still there?</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: I'm back.</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: So what were we talking about?</p><p>MackTrucker2000: you were going to tell me what you were wearing.</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Not much. I'm just getting ready for bed.</p><p>MackTrucker2000: mmmmmmm. I like that.</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: I'm over at my friend's house.</p><p>MackTrucker2000: Tell me.</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Tell you what?</p><p>MackTrucker2000: tell me what you have on</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: No. You tell me what you have on.</p><p>MackTrucker2000: I'm wearing a pair of jeans and that's all.</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Gross. Is your big fat stomach hanging over them?</p><p>MackTrucker2000: No sugar. Im very good shape. Work out every day.</p><p>MackTrucker2000: have six pack.</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Lol. Me and my friend Laura are drinking a six pack right now!</p><p>MackTrucker2000: I like that. Come on baby tell me</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Ok. I have on a pair of underwear, and Laura's Superman t-shirt.</p><p>MackTrucker2000: Is that all?</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Yep.</p><p>MackTrucker2000: Is the t-shirt tight?</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Yeah. It's skin tight.</p><p>MackTrucker2000: no bra?</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Nope. I never sleep in a bra.</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: It's too constricting.</p><p>MackTrucker2000: mmmmm. I like that.</p><p>MackTrucker2000: tell me more</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: You like to wear a bra to sleep?</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: That's weird.</p><p>MackTrucker2000: lmfao. No i like that you don't wear one.</p><p>MackTrucker2000: I want to slide my hand up your shirt.</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Really?</p><p>MackTrucker2000: mmmmmm.. yeah.</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Well maybe we should get to know each other a little bit better first.</p><p>MackTrucker2000: what for.</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: What's your name?</p><p>MackTrucker2000: Chuck</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: My name is Sarah</p><p>MackTrucker2000: Hahah. Yeah that's what I figured</p><p>MackTrucker2000: so do you like to suck **** sarah</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Wow. You really like to get right to it don't you?</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: What's your last name, Chuck?</p><p>MackTrucker2000: Why do you want it</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: I'm just trying to get to know you, that's all</p><p>MackTrucker2000: Well I don't want to know you that well.</p><p>MackTrucker2000: I just want to have a good time</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Ok. Sorry.</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: I didn't mean to freak you out.</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Where are you from?</p><p>MackTrucker2000: MD</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Really? Me too!</p><p>MackTrucker2000: No your not your from San Diego.</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: How do you know that?</p><p>MackTrucker2000: cause it says it on your profile page</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: No, I just put that there to throw people off.</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: You really have to be careful who you talk to on these things.</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: I really live in Maryland and I'm really only 18.</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: I still live at home with my Mom and Dad.</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Where in Maryland are you?</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: I'm in Baltimore.</p><p>MackTrucker2000: Im in Manchester</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: No way!</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Get out of here!</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: I live in Manchester too!</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: I didn't want to say Manchester because I didn't think you would know where it is.</p><p>MackTrucker2000: Don't lie, sugar. Lets ****</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Seriously! I'm not lying.</p><p>MackTrucker2000: Ok lets talk about my big **** in your mouth</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Wait a second.</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Let's talk more about you.</p><p>MackTrucker2000: don't want to talk about me</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Gosh, you're so secretive.</p><p>MackTrucker2000: take your panties off sugar.</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Ok.</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: But first you have to tell me where in Manchester you live.</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Come on. I'll tell you.Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Maybe we already know each other.</p><p>MackTrucker2000: doubt it.</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: You're so funny</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: My Dad calls me sugar all the time.</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: I live right near Grace Bible church.</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Do you have a picture that I can see?</p><p>MackTrucker2000: check my profile</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Oh. Ok. Hold on.</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: OMG. Dad, this is Chrissy.</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: It's me, Chrissy.</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Your daughter? Duhhh. Hello?</p><p>MackTrucker2000: shut up *****. I don't have any daughters.</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Dad, I'm serious. This is really Chrissy.</p><p>MackTrucker2000: whats your last name then</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: It's Bolchezk, same as yours.</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Evil_Sarah is just my made up name online, Dad.</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: I'm over here at Laura's house. remember?</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Spending the night?</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Hello?</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Dad, are you there?</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: You're disgusting.</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: I hate you.</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: I'm going to tell Mom about this.</p><p>MackTrucker2000: quit trying to mess with me</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Dad, I'm not kidding.</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: It's Chrissy. Our phone number is 410-374-****!</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: We live at **** Charmil Drive, right by Grace Bible Church.</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Dad?</p><p>Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Answer me.</p><p>MackTrucker2000: <<has logged out>></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="HRA, post: 5305296, member: 6136"] MackTrucker2000: Hey there sexy. Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Do I know you? MackTrucker2000: Not yet but you should want to. Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Really? MackTrucker2000: Yah MackTrucker2000: Let's chat. Evil_Sarah_B**ch: About what? Evil_Sarah_B**ch: What do you want to chat about? MackTrucker2000: Let's talk about you MackTrucker2000: what are you wearing right now sugar? Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Hold on for a minute. Evil_Sarah_B**ch: ok? MackTrucker2000: k MackTrucker2000: What are you doing MackTrucker2000: heloo. U still there? Evil_Sarah_B**ch: I'm back. Evil_Sarah_B**ch: So what were we talking about? MackTrucker2000: you were going to tell me what you were wearing. Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Not much. I'm just getting ready for bed. MackTrucker2000: mmmmmmm. I like that. Evil_Sarah_B**ch: I'm over at my friend's house. MackTrucker2000: Tell me. Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Tell you what? MackTrucker2000: tell me what you have on Evil_Sarah_B**ch: No. You tell me what you have on. MackTrucker2000: I'm wearing a pair of jeans and that's all. Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Gross. Is your big fat stomach hanging over them? MackTrucker2000: No sugar. Im very good shape. Work out every day. MackTrucker2000: have six pack. Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Lol. Me and my friend Laura are drinking a six pack right now! MackTrucker2000: I like that. Come on baby tell me Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Ok. I have on a pair of underwear, and Laura's Superman t-shirt. MackTrucker2000: Is that all? Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Yep. MackTrucker2000: Is the t-shirt tight? Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Yeah. It's skin tight. MackTrucker2000: no bra? Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Nope. I never sleep in a bra. Evil_Sarah_B**ch: It's too constricting. MackTrucker2000: mmmmm. I like that. MackTrucker2000: tell me more Evil_Sarah_B**ch: You like to wear a bra to sleep? Evil_Sarah_B**ch: That's weird. MackTrucker2000: lmfao. No i like that you don't wear one. MackTrucker2000: I want to slide my hand up your shirt. Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Really? MackTrucker2000: mmmmmm.. yeah. Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Well maybe we should get to know each other a little bit better first. MackTrucker2000: what for. Evil_Sarah_B**ch: What's your name? MackTrucker2000: Chuck Evil_Sarah_B**ch: My name is Sarah MackTrucker2000: Hahah. Yeah that's what I figured MackTrucker2000: so do you like to suck **** sarah Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Wow. You really like to get right to it don't you? Evil_Sarah_B**ch: What's your last name, Chuck? MackTrucker2000: Why do you want it Evil_Sarah_B**ch: I'm just trying to get to know you, that's all MackTrucker2000: Well I don't want to know you that well. MackTrucker2000: I just want to have a good time Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Ok. Sorry. Evil_Sarah_B**ch: I didn't mean to freak you out. Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Where are you from? MackTrucker2000: MD Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Really? Me too! MackTrucker2000: No your not your from San Diego. Evil_Sarah_B**ch: How do you know that? MackTrucker2000: cause it says it on your profile page Evil_Sarah_B**ch: No, I just put that there to throw people off. Evil_Sarah_B**ch: You really have to be careful who you talk to on these things. Evil_Sarah_B**ch: I really live in Maryland and I'm really only 18. Evil_Sarah_B**ch: I still live at home with my Mom and Dad. Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Where in Maryland are you? Evil_Sarah_B**ch: I'm in Baltimore. MackTrucker2000: Im in Manchester Evil_Sarah_B**ch: No way! Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Get out of here! Evil_Sarah_B**ch: I live in Manchester too! Evil_Sarah_B**ch: I didn't want to say Manchester because I didn't think you would know where it is. MackTrucker2000: Don't lie, sugar. Lets **** Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Seriously! I'm not lying. MackTrucker2000: Ok lets talk about my big **** in your mouth Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Wait a second. Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Let's talk more about you. MackTrucker2000: don't want to talk about me Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Gosh, you're so secretive. MackTrucker2000: take your panties off sugar. Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Ok. Evil_Sarah_B**ch: But first you have to tell me where in Manchester you live. Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Come on. I'll tell you.Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Maybe we already know each other. MackTrucker2000: doubt it. Evil_Sarah_B**ch: You're so funny Evil_Sarah_B**ch: My Dad calls me sugar all the time. Evil_Sarah_B**ch: I live right near Grace Bible church. Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Do you have a picture that I can see? MackTrucker2000: check my profile Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Oh. Ok. Hold on. Evil_Sarah_B**ch: OMG. Dad, this is Chrissy. Evil_Sarah_B**ch: It's me, Chrissy. Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Your daughter? Duhhh. Hello? MackTrucker2000: shut up *****. I don't have any daughters. Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Dad, I'm serious. This is really Chrissy. MackTrucker2000: whats your last name then Evil_Sarah_B**ch: It's Bolchezk, same as yours. Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Evil_Sarah is just my made up name online, Dad. Evil_Sarah_B**ch: I'm over here at Laura's house. remember? Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Spending the night? Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Hello? Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Dad, are you there? Evil_Sarah_B**ch: You're disgusting. Evil_Sarah_B**ch: I hate you. Evil_Sarah_B**ch: I'm going to tell Mom about this. MackTrucker2000: quit trying to mess with me Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Dad, I'm not kidding. Evil_Sarah_B**ch: It's Chrissy. Our phone number is 410-374-****! Evil_Sarah_B**ch: We live at **** Charmil Drive, right by Grace Bible Church. Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Dad? Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Answer me. MackTrucker2000: <<has logged out>> [/QUOTE]
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