Could you look your Dad in the eye after this?

HRA

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  • Oct 3, 2006
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    MackTrucker2000: Hey there sexy.
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Do I know you?
    MackTrucker2000: Not yet but you should want to.
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Really?
    MackTrucker2000: Yah
    MackTrucker2000: Let's chat.
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: About what?
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: What do you want to chat about?
    MackTrucker2000: Let's talk about you
    MackTrucker2000: what are you wearing right now sugar?
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Hold on for a minute.
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: ok?
    MackTrucker2000: k
    MackTrucker2000: What are you doing
    MackTrucker2000: heloo. U still there?
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: I'm back.
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: So what were we talking about?
    MackTrucker2000: you were going to tell me what you were wearing.
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Not much. I'm just getting ready for bed.
    MackTrucker2000: mmmmmmm. I like that.
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: I'm over at my friend's house.
    MackTrucker2000: Tell me.
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Tell you what?
    MackTrucker2000: tell me what you have on
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: No. You tell me what you have on.
    MackTrucker2000: I'm wearing a pair of jeans and that's all.
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Gross. Is your big fat stomach hanging over them?
    MackTrucker2000: No sugar. Im very good shape. Work out every day.
    MackTrucker2000: have six pack.
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Lol. Me and my friend Laura are drinking a six pack right now!
    MackTrucker2000: I like that. Come on baby tell me
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Ok. I have on a pair of underwear, and Laura's Superman t-shirt.
    MackTrucker2000: Is that all?
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Yep.
    MackTrucker2000: Is the t-shirt tight?
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Yeah. It's skin tight.
    MackTrucker2000: no bra?
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Nope. I never sleep in a bra.
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: It's too constricting.
    MackTrucker2000: mmmmm. I like that.
    MackTrucker2000: tell me more
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: You like to wear a bra to sleep?
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: That's weird.
    MackTrucker2000: lmfao. No i like that you don't wear one.
    MackTrucker2000: I want to slide my hand up your shirt.
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Really?
    MackTrucker2000: mmmmmm.. yeah.
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Well maybe we should get to know each other a little bit better first.
    MackTrucker2000: what for.
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: What's your name?
    MackTrucker2000: Chuck
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: My name is Sarah
    MackTrucker2000: Hahah. Yeah that's what I figured
    MackTrucker2000: so do you like to suck **** sarah
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Wow. You really like to get right to it don't you?
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: What's your last name, Chuck?
    MackTrucker2000: Why do you want it
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: I'm just trying to get to know you, that's all
    MackTrucker2000: Well I don't want to know you that well.
    MackTrucker2000: I just want to have a good time
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Ok. Sorry.
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: I didn't mean to freak you out.
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Where are you from?
    MackTrucker2000: MD
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Really? Me too!
    MackTrucker2000: No your not your from San Diego.
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: How do you know that?
    MackTrucker2000: cause it says it on your profile page
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: No, I just put that there to throw people off.
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: You really have to be careful who you talk to on these things.
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: I really live in Maryland and I'm really only 18.
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: I still live at home with my Mom and Dad.
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Where in Maryland are you?
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: I'm in Baltimore.
    MackTrucker2000: Im in Manchester
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: No way!
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Get out of here!
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: I live in Manchester too!
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: I didn't want to say Manchester because I didn't think you would know where it is.
    MackTrucker2000: Don't lie, sugar. Lets ****
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Seriously! I'm not lying.
    MackTrucker2000: Ok lets talk about my big **** in your mouth
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Wait a second.
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Let's talk more about you.
    MackTrucker2000: don't want to talk about me
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Gosh, you're so secretive.
    MackTrucker2000: take your panties off sugar.
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Ok.
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: But first you have to tell me where in Manchester you live.
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Come on. I'll tell you.Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Maybe we already know each other.
    MackTrucker2000: doubt it.
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: You're so funny
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: My Dad calls me sugar all the time.
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: I live right near Grace Bible church.
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Do you have a picture that I can see?
    MackTrucker2000: check my profile
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Oh. Ok. Hold on.
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: OMG. Dad, this is Chrissy.
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: It's me, Chrissy.
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Your daughter? Duhhh. Hello?
    MackTrucker2000: shut up *****. I don't have any daughters.
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Dad, I'm serious. This is really Chrissy.
    MackTrucker2000: whats your last name then
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: It's Bolchezk, same as yours.
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Evil_Sarah is just my made up name online, Dad.
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: I'm over here at Laura's house. remember?
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Spending the night?
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Hello?
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Dad, are you there?
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: You're disgusting.
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: I hate you.
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: I'm going to tell Mom about this.
    MackTrucker2000: quit trying to mess with me
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Dad, I'm not kidding.
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: It's Chrissy. Our phone number is 410-374-****!
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: We live at **** Charmil Drive, right by Grace Bible Church.
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Dad?
    Evil_Sarah_B**ch: Answer me.
    MackTrucker2000: <<has logged out>>