Daddy and Aunt Jane....

shanX

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    Little Jhonny told "Mummy I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the
    woods with Aunt Jane."

    I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss. Then he
    helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his
    pants off, then Aunt Jane........"

    At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an
    interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for suppertime.
    I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."!

    At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story.
    Johnny started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's
    car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was
    giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her
    shirt.Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt
    Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle
    Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army."



    Moral: Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you
    interrupt. :D
     

    gazaly

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    shanX said:
    Little Jhonny told "Mummy I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the
    woods with Aunt Jane."

    I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss. Then he
    helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his
    pants off, then Aunt Jane........"

    At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an
    interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for suppertime.
    I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."!

    At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story.
    Johnny started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's
    car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was
    giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her
    shirt.Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt
    Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle
    Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army."



    Moral: Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you
    interrupt. :D
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