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Message: <blockquote data-quote="chinmak" data-source="post: 19272966" data-attributes="member: 516779"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">A "just married" White  couple decided to make love on their wedding night in the hotel.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">The wife  did not want to get pregnant and requested the husband to buy condoms from the  shop nearby.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">When the husband went out, the wife waited anxiously in the  room with all the lights switched off.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">The husband had a hard time finding a shop that sold  condoms and when he</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">finally found one, he realized that he had only one 60 rupees. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">He asks the shop owner to sell him one condom and the shop owner asked him  which quality he wanted.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">"The white condom, lowest quality, is 45 rupees  each. The black condom,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">average quality, is 60 rupees each.  And the purple  condom,highest quality,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">is 80 rupees each."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">So the husband took the black  condom as he had only 60 rupees. While the</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">husband was out, a Black thief came  into the room.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">The wife did not notice and thought that it was her husband.  She grabbed</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">the thief and happily started screwing.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">The wife was so  exhausted that she fell asleep immediately. When the</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">husband reached the hotel,  he found his wife  sleeping. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Without a warning,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">he jumped onto her and  started  screwing her vigorously.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">The wife was surprised that the  husband was so energetic as  she thoroughly enjoyed the session.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Nine  months later, the wife gave birth to a Black baby boy. When the boy</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">grew up, he  asked the father.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">"Papa, why am I Black and  you are White?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">The father shouted "You are  damn lucky, 20 rupees more and you would have been <span style="color: Purple">PURPLE!</span>"</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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