A "just married" White couple decided to make love on their wedding night in the hotel.
The wife did not want to get pregnant and requested the husband to buy condoms from the shop nearby.
When the husband went out, the wife waited anxiously in the room with all the lights switched off.
The husband had a hard time finding a shop that sold condoms and when he
finally found one, he realized that he had only one 60 rupees.
He asks the shop owner to sell him one condom and the shop owner asked him which quality he wanted.
"The white condom, lowest quality, is 45 rupees each. The black condom,
average quality, is 60 rupees each. And the purple condom,highest quality,
is 80 rupees each."
So the husband took the black condom as he had only 60 rupees. While the
husband was out, a Black thief came into the room.
The wife did not notice and thought that it was her husband. She grabbed
the thief and happily started screwing.
The wife was so exhausted that she fell asleep immediately. When the
husband reached the hotel, he found his wife sleeping.
Without a warning,
he jumped onto her and started screwing her vigorously.
The wife was surprised that the husband was so energetic as she thoroughly enjoyed the session.
Nine months later, the wife gave birth to a Black baby boy. When the boy
grew up, he asked the father.
"Papa, why am I Black and you are White?"
The father shouted "You are damn lucky, 20 rupees more and you would have been PURPLE!"
The wife did not want to get pregnant and requested the husband to buy condoms from the shop nearby.
When the husband went out, the wife waited anxiously in the room with all the lights switched off.
The husband had a hard time finding a shop that sold condoms and when he
finally found one, he realized that he had only one 60 rupees.
He asks the shop owner to sell him one condom and the shop owner asked him which quality he wanted.
"The white condom, lowest quality, is 45 rupees each. The black condom,
average quality, is 60 rupees each. And the purple condom,highest quality,
is 80 rupees each."
So the husband took the black condom as he had only 60 rupees. While the
husband was out, a Black thief came into the room.
The wife did not notice and thought that it was her husband. She grabbed
the thief and happily started screwing.
The wife was so exhausted that she fell asleep immediately. When the
husband reached the hotel, he found his wife sleeping.
Without a warning,
he jumped onto her and started screwing her vigorously.
The wife was surprised that the husband was so energetic as she thoroughly enjoyed the session.
Nine months later, the wife gave birth to a Black baby boy. When the boy
grew up, he asked the father.
"Papa, why am I Black and you are White?"
The father shouted "You are damn lucky, 20 rupees more and you would have been PURPLE!"
