A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce
case. The
Problem was who should get custody of the child.
The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor.
I brought
The child into the world with all the pain and labor.
The child
Should be in my custody."
The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you
have to
Say in your defense ?"
The man sat for a while contemplating...then slowly
rose. "Your
Honor... If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine
and a Pepsi
Comes out... Whose Pepsi is it... The machine's or
mine????"
case. The
Problem was who should get custody of the child.
The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor.
I brought
The child into the world with all the pain and labor.
The child
Should be in my custody."
The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you
have to
Say in your defense ?"
The man sat for a while contemplating...then slowly
rose. "Your
Honor... If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine
and a Pepsi
Comes out... Whose Pepsi is it... The machine's or
mine????"




