Divorce Case HAHAH

hacker

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  • May 22, 2006
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    A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce
    case. The
    Problem was who should get custody of the child.


    The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor.
    I brought
    The child into the world with all the pain and labor.
    The child
    Should be in my custody."


    The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you
    have to
    Say in your defense ?"


    The man sat for a while contemplating...then slowly
    rose. "Your
    Honor... If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine
    and a Pepsi
    Comes out... Whose Pepsi is it... The machine's or
    mine????"
     
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    dinukap4

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  • Mar 18, 2008
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    A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce
    case. The
    Problem was who should get custody of the child.


    The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor.
    I brought
    The child into the world with all the pain and labor.
    The child
    Should be in my custody."


    The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you
    have to
    Say in your defense ?"


    The man sat for a while contemplating...then slowly
    rose. "Your
    Honor... If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine
    and a Pepsi
    Comes out... Whose Pepsi is it... The machine's or
    mine????"


    :lol::lol: