Do you know what I think?

[Tissaka]

Honeymoon

Fred and Mary get married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to mom and dads for the night.

In the morning, little Johnny gets up and has his breakfast.

As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies, "No".

Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Just go to school."

Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Is Fred and Mary up yet?"

She replies, "No."

Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school."

After school, he comes home and asks, "Is Fred and Mary up yet?"

His mom says, "No."

Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"

His mom replies, "OK! What do you think?"

He says, "Well, last night Fred came in for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue."

 

[DJ.Parker]

hehee nice 1

 

[Novindu]

ooohhh shit maaannnn!!!!! it must be stuck in

 

[Tissaka]

ooohhh shit maaannnn!!!!! it must be stuck in

yeahh!

 

[DJAT]

 

[Novindu]

yeahh!

yeah kiyanne... cant even thnk of somethn like dat

 

[Anusha]

Parents should listen to their kids at least once in a while

 

[Novindu]

Parents should listen to their kids at least once in a while

hmmm... yeah dats true... but u kno dis kid is lil johnny ne

 

[Anusha]

hmmm... yeah dats true... but u kno dis kid is lil johnny ne

Whoever he is, or how old he is, his parents are not going to ignore him again.

 

[Novindu]

Whoever he is, or how old he is, his parents are not going to ignore him again.

damn johnny is like amda in lanka bunzzz

 

[Anusha]

Oops. Didn't know that Little Johny is a famous character. I thought it was a random name chosen for this joke.

 

[pooh27]

wow its cool ela like elakiri

 

[Novindu]

Oops. Didn't know that Little Johny is a famous character. I thought it was a random name chosen for this joke.

hehe he is da Uk amdan

 

[Anusha]

hehe he is da Uk amdan

Oh ok.
Looks like Denise (in Denise the Menace - or Dangaya)

 

[northtech]

Honeymoon

Fred and Mary get married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to mom and dads for the night.

In the morning, little Johnny gets up and has his breakfast.

As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies, "No".

Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Just go to school."

Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Is Fred and Mary up yet?"

She replies, "No."

Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school."

After school, he comes home and asks, "Is Fred and Mary up yet?"

His mom says, "No."

Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"

His mom replies, "OK! What do you think?"

He says, "Well, last night Fred came in for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue."

Paw Wade Ne ???

 

[Novindu]

Oh ok.
Looks like Denise (in Denise the Menace - or Dangaya)

yaya denis hodai ne bun uh daga wada witharane karanne...search foe a thread dere a some jokes abt little johnny whhere i posted

 

[amila325]

shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa maru
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