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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Lieutenant Dann" data-source="post: 28134339" data-attributes="member: 570491">***<img src="https://i.imgur.com/8XYkXel.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> - Please get to the point. It's nearly lunchtime. - Of course. You see, the government has a scheme for us, the poor. That's what I am here for. Please give it to me. I'm the <a href="https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-d&q=Sarpanch" target="_blank">Sarpanch</a>, the head of my village! They are waiting for me to return with some  <a href="https://byjus.com/govt-exams/government-schemes/" target="_blank">scheme</a>. - There's no such scheme right now. Do you think this is a charity? I can't just hand you a free scheme and send you away. - Look, sir, our village is right beside the jungle. Wild animals.. They are destroying our farmlands. The villagers are dying of starvation. - Alright, apply for the Prime Minister's Relief Fund. - Thanks a lot, sir. I'm really grateful. Just tell me one more thing. Where's the Prime Minister's office? - What? Mister, India is getting digitized now. Digital! <img src="https://i.imgur.com/Ptu7l9r.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> - What? - It means all the work is now gonna happen online. - Sir, I've waited in line many times! But no one bothers listening.. <img src="https://i.imgur.com/7sHXJo0.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> - I'm not talking about that line. Do you know about the internet? World wide web, you understand? - Well, I do know about fishnets and cobwebs. And the web of deceit! These are the only webs we know of.. - You see that? The wires? Wires coming out of the white box?··· <img src="https://i.imgur.com/iMjpNro.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> ···Anyway, forget about it. I have a solution. Bring me a certificate from the Forest Department. It should mention that the animals of the Forest Department, come to your village and eat up your crops. So, bring me the certificate. I'll take the certificate and make a file on my computer. And where will I send that file? I'll send it to the Blog. And where will the Blog upload it to? To the DM's office. From the DM's office, the data will go to the Commissioner. From the Commissioner's office, it'll be scanned and sent to the Secretariat. And where will all the data from the Secretariat go? Delhi. At Delhi, they'll make two copies. One file will go to the Chief Minister's Relief Fund. The other will go to the Prime Minister's Relief Fund. Done! <img src="https://i.imgur.com/YgLfOKC.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> - Your internet seems to be a very complicated web!</blockquote>

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