Mervyn the Alien Has Pink Blood Shock!
[SIZE=-1]In shocking pictures emerging from Sri Rajapakistan, an Alien Being called Mervyn, from The Planet Rajapaksa was seen to shed pink blood. Thish man is is not a Man but an Alien ekkena and should be sent backpacking [SIZE=-1](Surely "packing back" -Ed)[/SIZE] to his own Planet together with his fellow Alien Moustache Rajapaksa! Mervyn's Followers Have Blond Hair Shock....[/SIZE]
The SLP (Sri Lankan Police), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to
prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President
decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and
each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest.
They
question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of
extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest,
killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no
apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The SLP goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten
bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!'