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Message: <blockquote data-quote="mldarshana" data-source="post: 3211921" data-attributes="member: 25657"><p><strong>Just Good Manners !!! 18+</strong></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #006000"><strong>Title:</strong></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #c20000"><strong>Good manners</strong></span></span> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #006000">A teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:</span></span></span> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #006000">'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady,</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #006000">how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'Michael</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #006000">said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.' The teacher responded by</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #006000">saying: 'That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #006000">would you say it?' Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #006000">to the bathroom. I'll be right back.' 'That's better, but it's still</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #006000">not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you,</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #006000">little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #006000">manners?'Johnny said 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #006000">a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #006000">hope to introduce you to after dinner.'</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #006000">The teacher fainted...</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #006000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #006000"><a href="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=109560" target="_blank">Original Thread</a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #006000"></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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