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Message: <blockquote data-quote="dumidishan" data-source="post: 3212033" data-attributes="member: 102814">kids Are Quick.......<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> Kids Are Quick____________________________________  TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .MARIA:      Here it is.TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?CLASS:         Maria.____________________________________  TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.__________________________________________TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'TEACHER:  No, that's wrongGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.____________________________________________TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.TEACHER:  What are you talking about?DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O __________________________________________TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.WINNIE:     Me!__________________________________________TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?GLEN:    Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are._______________________________________TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'MILLIE:          I is..TEACHER:    No, Millie.....always say, 'I am.'MILLIE:          All right...'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'  ___________________________TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie,do you know why his father didn't punish him?LOUIS:     Because George still had the axe in his hand.   ______________________________________    TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mum is a good cook.______________________________    TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.  Did you copy his?CLYDE :       No, sir. It's the same dog.___________________________________TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?HAROLD:     A teacher</blockquote>

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