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<blockquote data-quote="gayan kalhara" data-source="post: 3212228" data-attributes="member: 60168"><p><strong>If your 60+ This is you..</strong></p><p></p><p>Facts About Old Men and Women</p><p></p><p>Q: Where can guys over 65 find youthful, pretty women who are interested in dating them?</p><p></p><p>A: Look in the library-------under Romantic Fiction.</p><p></p><p>Q: How can a guy cope during his wife's menopause?</p><p></p><p>A: By staying busy. If you're mechanically inclined, you can remodel the garage. When you are finished you will have a flat in which to live.</p><p></p><p>Q: How can a woman raise the heart rate of her 65+ year old spouse?</p><p></p><p>A: She should tell him she's with child.</p><p></p><p>Q: What can an older woman do for the wrinkles on her neck?</p><p></p><p>A: Don't wear a brassiere. The additional hanging "weights" will take out the wrinkles.</p><p></p><p>Q: How can older people remember where they parked their cars?</p><p></p><p>A: Use the Valet service. They have to remember where your car is.</p><p></p><p>Q: Do older people have problems storing their short term memories?</p><p></p><p>A: No, they have problems retrieving the memories from storage.</p><p></p><p>Q: Do older people have deeper sleep?</p><p></p><p>A: They do, but normally their deep sleep happens in the afternoon</p><p></p><p>Q: Where can older people find prescription eye glasses?</p><p></p><p>A: On top of their heads.</p><p></p><p>Q: What is the most often used sentence uttered by older people when they visit antique shops?</p><p></p><p>A: 'Gee, I have one of these.' </p><p></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="gayan kalhara, post: 3212228, member: 60168"] [b]If your 60+ This is you..[/b] Facts About Old Men and Women Q: Where can guys over 65 find youthful, pretty women who are interested in dating them? A: Look in the library-------under Romantic Fiction. Q: How can a guy cope during his wife's menopause? A: By staying busy. If you're mechanically inclined, you can remodel the garage. When you are finished you will have a flat in which to live. Q: How can a woman raise the heart rate of her 65+ year old spouse? A: She should tell him she's with child. Q: What can an older woman do for the wrinkles on her neck? A: Don't wear a brassiere. The additional hanging "weights" will take out the wrinkles. Q: How can older people remember where they parked their cars? A: Use the Valet service. They have to remember where your car is. Q: Do older people have problems storing their short term memories? A: No, they have problems retrieving the memories from storage. Q: Do older people have deeper sleep? A: They do, but normally their deep sleep happens in the afternoon Q: Where can older people find prescription eye glasses? A: On top of their heads. Q: What is the most often used sentence uttered by older people when they visit antique shops? A: 'Gee, I have one of these.' :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: [/QUOTE]
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