Escaped Convict

rith

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A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a
young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a
chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of
her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: 'Listen,
this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a
lot of time in prison and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed
your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain. Do whatever he
tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.'This guy is obviously

very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!'

His wife responds: 'He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my
ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any
Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love
you,too.
 

SIRUS3001

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  • Jan 23, 2008
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    rith said:
    A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a
    young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a
    chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of
    her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

    While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: 'Listen,
    this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a
    lot of time in prison and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed
    your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain. Do whatever he
    tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.'This guy is obviously

    very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!'

    His wife responds: 'He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my
    ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any
    Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love
    you,too.

    patta:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: