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<blockquote data-quote="lokubuwa" data-source="post: 5646685" data-attributes="member: 192485"><p><span style="color: black">ETIOLOGY OF MAD COW DISEASE</span></p><p> <span style="color: black">A female TV reporter was interviewing a farmer, seeking the main</span></p><p><span style="color: black">cause of Mad Cow Disease.</span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black">"</span><span style="color: red">Good evening, sir</span><span style="color: black">", she began. "</span><span style="color: red">I am here to collect information on the</span></p><p><span style="color: red">possible source of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this</span></p><p><span style="color: red">disease?</span><span style="color: black">"</span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black">"</span><span style="color: #004EEA">Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year</span><span style="color: #002060">?</span><span style="color: black">" the farmer asked.</span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black">Obviously embarrassed, the reporter said, "</span><span style="color: red">Well, sir, that's a new piece of</span></p><p><span style="color: red">information, but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow</span></p><p><span style="color: red">Disease?</span><span style="color: black">"</span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black">"</span><span style="color: #004EEA">And</span><span style="color: black">," continued the farmer, "</span><span style="color: #004EEA">do you know that we milk a cow twice a day</span><span style="color: black">?"</span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black">"</span><span style="color: red">Sir, this is really valuable information," said the lady reporter, "but</span></p><p><span style="color: red">what about getting to the point?</span><span style="color: black">"</span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black">"</span><span style="color: #004EEA">I am getting to the point, mam</span><span style="color: black">," the farmer insisted. "</span><span style="color: #004EEA">Just imagine, if I</span></p><p><span style="color: #004EEA">was playing with your boobs twice a day and only screwing you once a year,</span></p><p><span style="color: #004EEA">wouldn't you get mad?"</span></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="lokubuwa, post: 5646685, member: 192485"] [COLOR=black]ETIOLOGY OF MAD COW DISEASE[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]A female TV reporter was interviewing a farmer, seeking the main cause of Mad Cow Disease. "[/COLOR][COLOR=red]Good evening, sir[/COLOR][COLOR=black]", she began. "[/COLOR][COLOR=red]I am here to collect information on the possible source of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?[/COLOR][COLOR=black]" "[/COLOR][COLOR=#004EEA]Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year[/COLOR][COLOR=#002060]?[/COLOR][COLOR=black]" the farmer asked. Obviously embarrassed, the reporter said, "[/COLOR][COLOR=red]Well, sir, that's a new piece of information, but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow Disease?[/COLOR][COLOR=black]" "[/COLOR][COLOR=#004EEA]And[/COLOR][COLOR=black]," continued the farmer, "[/COLOR][COLOR=#004EEA]do you know that we milk a cow twice a day[/COLOR][COLOR=black]?" "[/COLOR][COLOR=red]Sir, this is really valuable information," said the lady reporter, "but what about getting to the point?[/COLOR][COLOR=black]" "[/COLOR][COLOR=#004EEA]I am getting to the point, mam[/COLOR][COLOR=black]," the farmer insisted. "[/COLOR][COLOR=#004EEA]Just imagine, if I was playing with your boobs twice a day and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?"[/COLOR] :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: [/QUOTE]
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